Shit… that’s messed up. I mean the whole concept is, but that’s just extra.

I don’t know, it might be a good idea. If you’re involved in a “mass shooting event” you could just drop and play dead.

Damn it. I was hoping you were joking or exaggerating or something. Sixth graders can’t even read that well, not really. There are six years of school (at least) after that!

Snopes https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/08/02/us-literacy-rate/ https://archive.is/ZokGE

https://www.thenationalliteracyinstitute.com/2024-2025-literacy-statistics

I agree there’s nothing there indicating that he wants to be dead. It’s just people keep telling him he’s lucky. If he was really lucky he wouldn’t be hurt at all.

I’ll take a stab at this. The guy has clearly been grievously injured to the point where he’s “lucky to be alive”. The dude is lying there with a breathing tube, probably in horrible pain and everyone around him is saying how “lucky” he is. He probably doesn’t feel very lucky! ;)

Congratulations to him!

But could someone confirm for me if Rahim Jaffer is/was an actual person that was running or was it three raccoons in a trench coat?

It looks like it’s flying too. Those ambulatory plants must be FAST!

I think they changed the versioning to the year of release instead of just the sequential number.

Wow, thanks, that’s way better than the link I found.

Wait, that references something that actually happened?

edit This?

https://www.runtime.news/how-a-500ms-delay-exposed-a-nightmare-scenario-for-the-software-supply-chain/

My uncle would have loved this.

Thanks. I can’t help but feel a little disappointed. I guess the giraffe looks kind of funny.

You can see his dick through the robe?

Nothing

The required votes to win are: total number of votes / number of seats

So if there are 4 spots or seats or whatever and 100 total votes then eat spot requires 25 votes. If one candidate gets 28, then they have three extra.

They already hate us surface dwellers!

“I have 88 WHITE POWER extension cords in my garage.”

I love Hawkins Cheesies.

Jesus fuck, just let go!

Yeah, I didn’t bother looking up the current guy’s name because Balmer is funnier.