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sag@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

But I check for Sweet

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But I check for Sweet

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sag@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • nyjan@feddit.de
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    I’m mostly checking if my standards have lowered since the last time I looked into the fridge

  • shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee
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    This also happens when I’m not high

  • TJA!@sh.itjust.works
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    I don’t need to be high for that

  • explodicle@local106.com
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    I like to call them “Schrödinger’s snacks”.

    • taanegl@beehaw.org
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      I’d like to call if expiration date roulette.

    • hkerr159@lemm.ee
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      They are both in the fridge and in my stomach at the same time

  • NarendraCzar@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Steal the food your brother bought for himself dilichious😋

    • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      Well, you took a swing at it. 🤷‍♂️

  • Gucci_Minh [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I’m not checking for new food, I’m just wondering if my standards have dropped enough since last time I checked to eat the half a carrot and raw onion that’s been sitting there.

  • pisstoria [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    sometimes it works

  • aquasteel@lemmygrad.ml
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    Why does Spongebob have bread in his fridge?

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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      Some people leave loaves of bread in the fridge to keep longer. I’ve mainly seen it from older people.

    • kingthrillgore@lemmy.ml
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      I usually buy two, keep one frozen to prevent mold from growing.

  • kingthrillgore@lemmy.ml
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    I tried kelp milk, it wasn’t good. I went back to duck milk.

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Spongebong Hemp-pants

  • JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee
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    Drugs err bad, mmmkay?

    • ruben@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Everything in moderation

  • Andrew@mander.xyz
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    Ah yes, the state of being high. Surely everyone can relate to that one. Even the children. /s

    Don’t do drugs.

    • Graphine@lemmy.world
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      It’s just weed my guy not fucking meth chill tf out

      • Andrew@mander.xyz
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        No one said what it is. Drugs are drugs.

        • Graphine@lemmy.world
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          Typically when someone says “high” and the illustration is of red eyes, 99.9% of the time it implies weed. Not to mention it mentions munchies here which is a common symptom of being high off weed.

          You’re such a fucking goodie-two-shoes lmao

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            Thanks for pointing out that I don’t do drugs, I guess?

            In many places weed is illegal, so it’s objectively harmful. Weed is bad, M’kay?

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              M’kay Mr. Counselor Mackey and I promise I won’t touch my pee pee either. Touchy touchy is bad, m’kay.

              • Andrew@mander.xyz
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                Touching your pee pee is normal, M’kay? It is a natural thing to do, you don’t have to be ashamed of it, M’kay?

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