some mf really threw an entire hog carcass into a blender and said “yea let’s sell that as food. Great.”
Are men okay?
It’s fucking dog food. Just plop one into a bowl, beside a bowl of beer , and he will be happy.
For some reason spam grosses me out but I’m ok with Vienna sausages. Pretty sure they’re the same thing just shaped differently.
Spam and egg musubi are amazing. I kinda want some now lol
When I was a child I thought that stuff was delicious. Mom served it to us. As I got older I kinda started realizing what it was, along with hot dogs and stuff like that, and I cannot stomach the idea of eating such things anymore.
That shit’s more processed than the old iPad I’m typing this on but damn is it tasty, imo especially when fried
SPAM - Something Posing As Meat
Lovely Spam!
Wonderful Spam!SHUT UP
You can have the ‘spam eggs bacon and spam’. That hasn’t got much spam in it
spam spam spam spam
Spammity Spam! Wonderful Spam!
My gag reflex won’t stop triggering now
And probably your daily recommended sodium intake X 3.
entire hog carcass
Oh no, you’re getting select cuts of offal and skin and water retention agents.
Use every part! Shits delicious. If it wasn’t so salty would be a great way to avoid prep more often.
you gotta slice it though, sticking a fork directly in it doesnt look so nice
Toss it in the pan, break it up with the sparchula.
the sparchula

‘I vant to fleep your Spam…’
Yea nah the good parts of the pig, those they sell in far better cuts XD
Spam is all that’s left over but the squeal, and then, sawdust or whatever they use to retain the water.
Lips and assholes. Yum.
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to hold the spam insome mf really threw an entire hog carcass into a blender and said “yea let’s sell that as food. Great.”
“Dead animal in my dead animal? Revolting.”
Supposedly it tastes good sliced and pan fried. I’m kinda afraid to try it in case it’s actually tasty.
I’m sure shit can taste ok with the right sauce.
It’s absolutely delicious when properly prepared. Like bacon-flavored hot dogs. Magnificent in mac n cheese.
see I put hot dogs into mc&chee. ive considered putting spam in
Slice thin, fry crispy
I literally did this a couple times after first trying Spam and liking it.
And after I did that, tho, I stopped liking Spam. Too much of a good thing is bad 😔
It’s very cheap protein where I live. But it has way too much salt for me, and various other mysteries.
For cheap protein I buy sardines instead.
I’ve never had sardines but I’ve heard they are extremely healthy and low cost.
Spam: low cost, delicious, but not healthy. And downright disgusting to those who know what it actually is and/or have witnessed its entire processing from whole happy pig to canned gelatinized slurry.









