Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 days agoYouve been brought back from the dead to participate in a competition that involves all of the world's greatest to ever have lived, what is the competition?message-squaremessage-square59linkfedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down14
arrow-up153arrow-down1message-squareYouve been brought back from the dead to participate in a competition that involves all of the world's greatest to ever have lived, what is the competition?Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square59linkfedilink
minus-squareitkovian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 days agoBeing a virgin. At 35 I am definitely among top 10.
minus-squarenixon@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoAccording to lore anyone over 30 who is still a virgin becomes a wizard and that is why there are so few wizards about. So your competition would be a wizards battle. No offense but I’d buy tickets to that event.
minus-squareDaftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·4 days agoWhen you consider the fact youre not even trying this is a win win scenario for you.
minus-squareunalivejoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoYour opponents might hire a shady prostitute to tempt you.
Being a virgin. At 35 I am definitely among top 10.
According to lore anyone over 30 who is still a virgin becomes a wizard and that is why there are so few wizards about.
So your competition would be a wizards battle. No offense but I’d buy tickets to that event.
When you consider the fact youre not even trying this is a win win scenario for you.
Your opponents might hire a shady prostitute to tempt you.