Sniffing coke from a macbook is definitely one of the most yuppie things to do. But damn, does it make you feel like the Alpha wolf of Wall Street!
I believe I’m the first person in the world to discover this!
Bold to claim discovery of something that an entire team of people made, and another team of people reverse engineered.
He’s following in the footsteps of Columbus.
lmao
It was also done on iPhones like a decade ago at this point, wasn’t it? I think force touch was removed from iPhones because people were only using it to weigh drugs lol
Thank you!
I liked the bit about strapping sausages to your gloves.
I feel sad that I’ve never seen that in real life.I’ve never seen that before. Thanks! RIP Trevor o7
Just wait until cracked.com makes an article about this.



