mine screems short ah ah ah while touching my face with her little paw. It’s so cute. She doesn’t screem in my year but she keeps poking me “hey hey hey hey hey” non stop

“It’s not ‘sleep deprivation’ - it’s performance art.”

If I so much as shift in my sleep my cat creeps up as silently as she can so as not to wake me, sticks her face up against my ear, and then shrieks as loudly as she can. This usually happens shortly after I finally manage to fall asleep.

That’s mine.

Except instead of knocking water bottles she repeatedly slams my hanging mirror on my door to create as much distressing cacophony as an 8 lb ball of fluff can muster