And have it drift where hurricanes hit hardest.
Alternatively, with some help:
So it can float away from Canada and Mexico.
Sticking my finger in the barrel of a cops gun so it blows up in their face.
Then a large boxing glove pops out of the flower on my chest, and knocks the fucker to the next county.
Letting her know I like her by launching my eyeballs out of their sockets and dropping my tongue completely to the floor.
edit: Forgot the old-timey car horn sound.
arOOOOgah!
Don’t forget Turing your face into a wolf and howling about it.
The prompt was about things we don’t already do in this reality though?
Gonna see if i can cross over to the apartment opposite me by not looking down. This could be a miracle for transportation!
If that doesn’t work let’s try next floating while following the smell of a pie.
The possibilities for actuality are enormous here!
I thought about it, but I think that’s powered by not knowing you’re in the air. The fall is triggered by the realization that you aren’t on the ground, not the action of l looking down. I’m just a layman though. A comic physicist can correct me if they want.
A comic physician could draw a bridge under ya
To me this is an open question, gonna try tomorrow and report back.
Pulling a giant hammer out of my pocket
I work as a slot technician. One of our jobs is moving slot machines with hand trucks. When setting them down, one typically counterbalances the weight of the machine with their body. I wanna get catapulted across the casino floor, fly through the air while screaming like Goofy, and hit the wall leaving a silhouette-shaped hole.
Thankfully, the only injury I should sustain is little coins going around my head.
Which, in this economy, seems less like an injury and more a reward.
Hire a bird to paint a realistic-looking tunnel with my workplace behind it on my garage door, and drastically reduce commute times.
Damn! You beat me to it!
I’m going to blow into my thumb and make my dick huge.
In a similar thought, I was thinking of asking people for help making my thumb huge…
Amazed nobody has said float through the air on the waft of a delicious pie yet
Carry around a ACME black hole, just in case.
Having a little hat with a propeller that allows me to fly
Phone call someone and during the split screen physically jump into their side of the call.
Imma buy a LOT of anvils
Launching out of a cannon and floating to safety at the end by opening a very small umbrella.
Honestly I think having someone pull a giant mallet out and squish me like a pancake would fix me.
