Welcome to the Melbourne Community Daily Discussion Thread.
- ✅ First class XPT train tickets between Southern Cross <-> Sydney
- ✅ South Pacific cruise booking
- ✅ Mandatory travel insurance (free through credit card) + $10 upgrade for cruise features
- ✅ Work annual leave submitted (taking 12 days of leave gives me 22 days of holiday woo)
I think I’m just about done! Holiday SORTED!
Once I’ve figured out Christmas presents, I can go into the holiday period stress-free 😎
Sounds like it will be a great new years :)
Carl on the prowl



I love Carl! Great pics.
I woke up this morning to the news Afghanistan beat England in the cricket. It’s their second win ever in a World Cup the first being in 2015.
Big scalp too given England having won the last WC, right? Good on them!
England did win the last one against NZ. Afghanistan’s win is HUGE for them.
That also officially makes the Aussies the bottom of the ladder team at the moment.
Ah ha. Hopefully we can do something tonight against SL.
I’ll probably only be able to stay up for one innings max unless a side gets bowled out early tonight.
If we lose tonight I think it’s game over.
I thought I was so smart putting my drink in a travel mug so it wouldn’t get spilled.
Cat tmi
Melbcat spewed on it, hit it bullseye along with the carpet. The concave cup lid acted as a little basin 🤢
It’s rinsed off and in the sink while I decide how best to deep clean it or whether I can face using it again after that.
The carpet has been blotted well and soaked in biological cleaner so hopefully that should be okay. I’ll scrub and reapply if I need to.
Edit: the spinnos look a bit less happy today. They’re still valiantly pushing up leaves but one looks very slightly chewed, others have tiny pale bumps and pin fine light trails on them, and a few look wilted with dark stems near the soil. I wonder if they’re damping off
Damn. Precision strike.
Her aim was impeccable
Today I found out what a burpee is. Yeah nah. I’ll start with the modified version first thanks.
I can’t do those and probably never will!
I watched this video and thought I could eventually work up to it. Slowly.
Someone on instagram posted ‘ten weeks till Christmas’ and now I am filled with anxiety over how fast things are going D:

I’m not a Christmas person, but bring it on. 2023 can eat a dick and I am very ready to move on.
Amen! 2023 can get in the bin
Shut up. 😂
The signal to mobilise is the Mariah Carey battle cry.
That gives me 10 weeks to perfect potatoes in the air fryer, as I offered to do this for Christmas. I believe this will be achievable, but will have to do many test runs to make sure they are perfect. It is a sacrafice I am willing to make.
not that i’ll be doing anything special but wait what
A week after that it will be next year
Which reminds me I really need to decide whether I’m going to try and book some kind of holiday over the xmas/ny period and get on that.
I had a dream last night that I owned a golden Labrador called “King” and he was such a good, gentle and kind boy.
I’ve never owned a dog. Our house and yard are not suitable for a dog… But I kinda wish King was real.
About to go on holidays, and the longest time away from work for quite some time and man, I gotta tell you, I’m feeling down af. I don’t know why. Hoping that when I finally get away that it’ll change my mood.
Be careful of what you wish for, your low mood might be because you know deep down inside that you’ll enjoy your time away so much that when you come back you’ll feel even worse…
Jk - I do hope you get the best of it all, refreshed and energised in a way that sustains you after you come back.
God, isn’t that the truth though - we’ve had this trip booked since, I think May? But also in a way this trip is a bit of a signpost since I know when I get back (even though it’s the end of the year) there’s a few hard truths I need to think about and act upon. There’s the smallest dust mote inside trying to tell me that there’s a massive possibility that the path before me, whichever I choose, will be really good. I gotta find that little dude a megaphone so he can shout it a little louder for the people in the back.
The bigger the change the bigger the feelings? But yes, I highly encourage feeding lil positive dude and letting him shine - it’s something I’m still working on after mine disappeared while I was away in Brisbane. Good on you for noticing him!
Enjoy your time away mate. Relax and spend some time with Mrs J.
Thank you - I definitely need the time off, I know that much. As does Mrs J. I wanna turn this mood around for her if nothing else :)
Mr Woof must have sensed I was thinking of moving the dog bed on the floor that he doesn’t use as he is curled up in it tonight. I guess it stays where it is after all.
He does know how to do cute.

We’ve had sunshine, rain and wind today. I’m waiting for the snow or hail. Not likely but you never know.
I’ve had multiple bouts of hail in Ringwood.
Ding ding ding. You win.
Got my “Peony Bouquet” wax melts delivered today and with no shock to anyone, they’re super florally. I’m not completely sure these really fit my whole vibe but I’m still going to melt them flowery motherfuckers nonetheless.
what is your vibe ?
Usually more of a masculine scent around me. Woods and spices sort of thing.
flowers are lovely, peony is my fave candle scent at the moment, peony or green tea
I reckon my cat does know how to put the kettle on, he just pretends not to.
He’s living it up when you’re not there.
I was hoping for pakidge today, but sadly it’s not looking likely. The air will have to remain unfried for a bit longer. The rest of the week should be pakidge full however, as I’m expecting seven deliveries 😁
Here’s an unexpected myki issue.
When I was cruising down the bellarine the other day, jumped on the tram did my touching and it said the card was expired, the 3 dreaded beeps that the adults dressed like kids salivate over. Jumped off went to 7/11 grabbed a new card with $20 on no biggie.
I thought shit, that can’t be right as I just topped it up and it has $40 on it.
About to head back to melbs today and check the old ‘expired’ card on the website and it expires in Nov. 2024 with $40 pending.
The responsibility is obviously on the commuter to have a valid ticket. And I’m aware if a machine fails that’s on them but if the card hallucinates then where does that leave you if the big kids want their lunch monies?
My son’s just took a week for the balance to transfer from the expired card to the new one. We are not frequent public transport users and followed the whole process online for a replacement card etc.
I’m in the middle of doing this myself. Have received the new card, but having to wait 5 days for balance transfer is really annoying. What do people do if the inspectors get them? Lucky I have another card to use in the interim, but it’s not a great system
Each card only lasts for 3 years (I think). You can take an expired card to Myki booth at Spencer St/Flinders St and they will transfer the balance to a sparkly new card for no dollars extra. If you had auto-top up set, then you’ll need to re-start that using the myki website.
Got caught this way myself a couple of times, cos I don’t lose my card.Yea will have to swap it over. Just unfortunate it decided to expire itself 1yr before it was supposed to expire (according to the card account on the website, was only two years old).
leaves you trying to challenge the cunce in court. But as thornburywitch said, just take it to the big dogs and say “Your fuckin’ problem now” and get them to transfer the balance to the new card.
Myki is such a pain in the arse. I wish they’d just kept the paper tickets and still let you buy them on the tram
I once got stood over, publicly talked down to and issued a fine all because their dumbshit scanner failed to function in the cold
Weekly I slept like shit
I actually slept spectacularly and woke up so comfy and not actually hurting (a rarity for me). Maaaaarvellous




















