Few weeks ago was stung by a bee and yesterday bitten by a bullant and I want to share w/ everybody my scientific findings:
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Fr tho.
bullant is like fuckFUCK OW OW BASTARD ok i鈥檓 good. Bee is WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE YOU BASTARD
Not so fun event first aid tent visit: getting lemon juice treatment for a bullant bite to the butt
Just a PSA that a bunch of library services around Melbourne and Vic are running extended hours today to provide cool spaces for people. I know Mooney Ponds and Hobsons Bay are so assume a lot of them are doing the same.
This is how Alfie copes with the heat.
spoiler
that tummy needs tickling 馃槢
Omg what a fluffball!
FOUR HOURS
Edit: there鈥檚 something so freeing, liberating, about standing on the balcony in my birthday suit. It鈥檚 the small things in life, really.
I like having a shower then standing outside with my turkish towel in the wind to dry. (Like Felicia on top of the bus in Priscilla, Queen of the desert style).
Yassss QUEEN 馃檶
I have to ask the obvious question, can the neighbours see your balcony?!
Nope! I get no direct sun either, as my balcony faces the apartment building next door, but there鈥檚 no windows on that side of that building. A private balcony, when I can hang out nude and smoke joints #yolo 馃槀
They wish they could see me
7 hours until 10pm, when BoM says it will be 23掳C.
I鈥檓 comprised almost entirely of cold European climate genes, I wasn鈥檛 built for this 馃珷
Finally my sahara desert infused DNA pays off
My Native is not helping
When I was in Egypt last it rained for about 10 mins. The rain evaporated the second it hit the ground.
That was their rain for the week apparently.
Pretty sure Rain Dance is usually men. I don鈥檛 usually claim because genetics and culture are not the same thing. It鈥檚 not unmessy in many ways.
Same, I鈥檓 not going back out there
Similar DNA composition here. Thank God for AC and good cool air circulation in the house.
Arrived at work. Over 500 emails awaiting my attention (or lack thereof). Pray for me.
馃摽
Second day back at work, called into boss鈥檚 office and told they鈥檙e not renewing my contract into a permanent role. Two years at this workplace, pushing myself to my absolute limit, but I guess because I don鈥檛 regularly work past 5 (coming in well before anyone else mind you), I鈥檓 not keeping my job.
It鈥檒l be fine in the long run. We have some savings. But goddamn. Not looking forward to going on Jobseeker, hopefully I can get something quick.
Start acting your wage. Fuckem. They broke the code first.
Won鈥檛 lie, definitely considering completely slacking off between now and my last day. After all, they don鈥檛 intend to keep me, so why put my all in?
They鈥檝e curated exactly the sort of loyalty they want, after all
That鈥檚 brutal, dude. Good luck! So bullshit that coming in early isnt as valued as staying late.
Agreed. Really appreciate it, fingers crossed all goes well.
Ouch. Hope you find something that鈥檚 a better fit for you soon.
馃珎man that sucks. Hope you find something soon
Thanks mate. It鈥檒l be rough seas for a minute, but I鈥檒l find something.
Good luck.
Malakas.
That鈥檚 fucked man. I hope you find something better soon.
Good luck today everyone 馃stay safe out there.
Jesus Christ it鈥檚 still meant to be 41 at 7pm 馃珷馃珷馃珷I just saw that! And Friday is shaping up to be a real danger day too. I convinced (didn鈥檛 take much) my whole team to WFH for the rest of the week at least (unless someone needs the A/C). About to go for a quick swim then lock down.
It鈥檚 definitely a mix at my work, people wanting to come in for the Air con (or just free air con) and people who absolutely don鈥檛 wanna fuck with PT today
Weird. Temp just dropped almost 10 degrees where I am.
Edit:
Guess where the perfect aircon spot in the bedroom is.
Its on the way!
Can that happen here omg
Not belly up yet
Well she鈥檚 decided she鈥檚 afraid of the aircon rumble so we鈥檙e slumming it with just a fan lol
