When I was in high school there was an Israeli Culture Club after school and my friends and I joked about starting a Palestinian Culture Club and occupying whatever room they would use.

why did you link to an Onion article from 9 years ago

Cowardly terrorists at war with cowardly terrorists. It would be hard for me to even give a shit, except that both sides will focus their attacks on civilians.

https://avalon.law.yale.edu/20th_century/brwh1922.asp