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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago

RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands

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RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago
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WASHINGTON—Asking the children to please just take one since he had to acquire the organs from a “sketchy dealer” in West Virginia, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly celebrated Halloween Friday by greeting trick-or-treaters with a big bowl of ape glands. “Come and get a king-sized gibbon pituitary,” Kennedy said while gesturing to the […]
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    Probably tainted with tape worms, you know, to make the kids healthy.

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      Of course it comes with tape worms, that’s where the flavor comes from. Glands are blands.

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      Cheaper than Ozempic

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    Whe you ring his bell a bear head drops from the ceiling

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    The guy in the center is wearing the scariest mask, 10/10!

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