Factorio is considered “slightly woke” since enemies attack pollution producing machinery… Holy hell these guys are insane
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THIS website is a joke but its pulling from a real list that isnt a joke and is entirely unironic.
I figured traffic to this site vs the original list was better for everyone so I didnt include the original source.
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Oh damn that changes everything. Hilarious and now kind of sad though, thanks for sharing.
Female front line troops are woke. Guess civ is out of the question for these people
Halo Infinite is woke because “female frontline soldiers and are indistinguishable from male soldiers”
Troops? Bro, even female villagers/workers are woke in Age of Empires. Apparently they want them to work less efficiently than male ones for the sake of realism: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/Woke_Content_Detector/discussions/1/4763207599014826946/
The only civ game they call woke is 6. (No comment on 7 yet.)
Contains overtly pro-DEI messaging. Contains overtly pro-climate action messaging. Race swapped Suleiman and added historically unimportant female leaders. Global warming and carbon capture mechanics.
Nobody tell Kovarex.
Have you seen Garry’s mod’s comment?
Contains overtly anti-free speech messaging. Retroactively introduced a blanket prohibition on ‘Nazism’ in April 2023.
Just wanted to point out the Metal Slug section of the list. It’s woke because the frontline soldiers are women.
These “people” are mentally deficient.
Love these games. Must be why I love treating women like human beings.
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And IIRC they also had a handful of (possibly furry) VNs on the list.
Or just Life is Strange
Oml, Garry’s Mod is woke for not letting people use swastikas -_-
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Yep. I can attest to that.
Here’s an option for you!
A sentient vagina? Oh, like Oprah Winfrey!
Gonna ask my bottom surgeon if they can make it sentient
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Well there is this here:
And then of course there is the obvious choice:
Perfect list to buy new games.
Maybe we should have one of these but for socialism-friendly lists; games that are produced for and by a self-organised worker corporative!
Where most of it comes from:
Wow this was incredible. I saved the whole page of my games so I can look back at the absurdity. One of my personal favorites:
Amputees are woke. Who knew?
Practically the only games I’ve played that aren’t woke are Frostpunk - the child slavery simulator. And Overlord, a game where you are literally the villain and command a slave army of gremlins. We live in the satire reality.
Amputees are woke. Who knew?
It’s the accessibility that is considered woke. The tricky part of DEI is that it’s actually DEIA, but that last letter is conveniently never listed when they’re talking about eliminating it. Because they know their conservative voting base is aging, and will increasingly need accessibility features.
Looked up my list and it’s really curious to see the ratings for my favorite games. Some games were marked “woke” for things I absolutely wouldn’t have thought of, while in other games I think some of the messaging flew over their heads.
Woke: Counterstrike, because there are female skins
Not Woke: FTL, where the main goal is to defeat an organization of violent racist facists.
Not Woke: FTL, where the main goal is to defeat an organization of violent racist facists.
Ehh, I’ve played the game a fair bit over the years and haven’t noticed that detail
Isn’t the rebelion’s whole deal that they’re human supremacists?
I didn’t use to read the texts too carefully when playing, so idk, I don’t remember it. But Wikipedia agrees with you, so I guess that’s how it is.
Come to think of it, even if they missed the narrative motivation, they would still have to count it as woke because it has female crew members who are just as efficient and strong as male ones. I shit you not, that was their complaint regarding Age of Empires 2 and 3…
The human supremecist plot is told through bits of text but also the fact that all rebel ships have 100% human crew.
Meanwhile the Federation (which is the government the player is fighting to preserve) values diversity and attempts to make peace with all the aliens.
One of the achievements you need to unlock one of the federation ships is to have a crew with at least 6 different species or something like that.
This list is hilarious. It’s so inconsistent. Assassin’s Creed is woke because of a line in the fucking start screen of the game. Most games I love are woke according to them. What a sad existence must these people have when they cannot play all these great games. Cyberpunk? Woke! Satisfactory? Woke! Hades? Woke! Jedi Fallen Order and Survivor? Both woke! Celeste? Extremely Woke!
They should make a second meme page for it that changes woke to based and reverses the colours while keeping the comments intact.
To be fair Hades is pretty gay. Some of the classifications are ridiculous but I agree with calling hades woke. Well or based I like that more.
I mean, ancient Greek mythology IS gay.
i absolutely love your proposal. petition to make this happen
LMFAO
Project Zomboid: Contains subtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. The Sexy Time and Bedroom Zed events have a 1 in 7 chance of featuring two same sex zombies.
The amount of time and effort it takes to find something like that. Weirdly obsessive over LGBTQ stuff.
i lol for the final fantasy 15 one
Contains overtly pro-DEI messaging. In Lestallum, women work in the factory while men raise children and take care of the household. There is no explanation for why this is the case.
also ff7 being subtle pro climate messaging and forced ecoterrorism lol fellas is it woke to stop an ancient alien from another world destroy the planet with a meteor?
Contains overtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. Option to make the player character a man married to another man. Features homosexual interactions and romance.
can u believe they put an option to make a male pc marry another man in dream daddy the gay dating simulator? what’s this world coming to?
asdklajdklajdakd @ assemble with care: “Contains overtly pro-DEI messaging. The player character is a WOC who can fix any antique. She immediately finds plenty of work in a town she has never been to before. 2 of her 4 clients are also WOC.”
There is no explanation for why this is the case.
They are soooo close to getting it.
Life is Strange: only slightly woke
Tomb Raider, Halo Infinite: Woke AF because checks notes female front line combatants. lol
Just checked Outer Wilds, which is deemed „slighly woke“ because the race of aliens to which you belong all use they/them pronouns. They do note that the race of aliens you‘re studying all use he/him/she/her pronouns.
Here‘s the thing - your race has evolved from amphibians. Hermaphroditism and spontaneous sex-change is a well-established trait in some species of amphibians. The other race are mammals, where such examples are much rarer.
For it to actually be a „woke“ thing, rather than world-building, you‘d have to have one of the mammals be referred to as „they“. Or, perhaps, one of your race referred to as „he“ or „she“. As it is, it suggests that gender is either non-existent or fluid amongst your species and therefore it makes no sense to use that as an identifier, and gender exists amongst the other species and therefore it does make sense to use that as an identifier.
And, truthfully, we don‘t know, because other than a couple of references to people „flirting“ with each other (in both species) and you being referred to as „hatchling“ rather than being given a name, sex gender, reproduction, etc. doesn‘t come up at all.
FTL isn’t woke? The game where you play as the diverse Federation against human Rebel supremacists to keep them from enslaving alien races?
Yeah because these anti-woke crowds literally see themselves as the rebels fighting against the oppressive empire.
I do not believe it.
I love the thought that someone “anti woke” played through Gay World just to make sure it is actually woke
2184 hours played. They had to really make sure.
features a setting where straight people are arrested and forced to engage in homoerotic activity
