What even is poetry ? Is it a dead genre from over a century ago ? Or is it whatever comes out when we’re given the permission to speak ? Is poetry the place where you’re expected to propagandize about your marxist cause ? Does poetry have to have a point ? What’s the difference between poetry and a shitpost ? Is it the jagged edges ? Poetry is a shitpost with the sharp edges rounded off ? Is that what poetry is or is it what it has become ? Is poetry about not stirring anything in the reader ? I’m really asking, when I imagine a poet, I have the standard default culturally transmitted view
Which is this
Some sad and/or depressed person making remarks that otherwise wouldn’t be remarkable, like a banana taped to the wall of a museum, is that what poetry is ? Is poetry a social construct ? I don’t know, all I know was that I should take it seriously, so I’m trying that, see if that poetry’s stuff is any fun.
Someone should remove this post. This isn’t poetry and is the opposite of the type of content the rest of us came here for.
Here’s a corrected version
I hope this addresses your concerns[OC] If Poe Wouldn’t Jizz in His Pants, Am I Even a Poet?
Are you really a poet if your words wouldn’t make Poe jizz in his pants? What even is poetry a dead genre, buried with Whitman, cracked spine, forgotten rhyme, rotting in a library basement beside broken revolutions and MFA regrets? Or is it whatever spills out when someone finally tells you you’re allowed to speak? Is it a soapbox for your Marxist cause? A protest sign with enjambment? Does poetry have to have a point? What’s the difference between poetry and a shitpost? Is it the jagged edges? Or the way we sand them down so the feed won’t choke on something sharp? Maybe poetry is a shitpost but with the sharp bits filed off by a workshop full of ghosts. Is that what it is or what it became? Is poetry now about not stirring anything at all? I’m really asking. When I imagine a poet, I see the standard-issue culturally transmitted ghost: Sad. Possibly broke. Definitely staring out a window at nothing in particular. Someone making statements that wouldn't be remarkable if not for the line breaks. A banana taped to the white wall of a museum is that poetry? Is it all just a social construct in a beret? I don’t know. All I know is I was told to take this seriously. So I’m trying. Seeing if poetry's any fun.
I’m clearly in the minority, I didn’t get it at first but now I do and I don’t even think this is that bad. Read Bukowski.
Hello,
Thank you for the vote of confidence
I’m still not sure if I like poetry
so I asked a machine to bukowskify my text
but I didn’t like it so I asked it to degipitify it
and to “Go Full Bukowski”, whatever that meansAnd this is what came out of that machine
Now I"m certain it is quite gauche
to use a machine to do thiskind of like jacking off a dog in public
which is not something I’ve done,
except that one timeso without further adious
[OC] this ain't poetry. it's a hangover with punctuation. are you really a poet if your words wouldn’t make poe drop his whiskey and say “goddamn”? what is poetry now, anyway? some MFA brat posting line breaks on instagram in between latte selfies? dead genre? sure. but the corpse still twitches when the rent’s due and no one's buying your dumb zine about "emotional topography." maybe it’s just whatever bullshit you spill when somebody finally lets you talk and you don’t know when to shut up. maybe it’s a flyer for your marxist book club written in lowercase because you’re “disrupting form.” does poetry need a point? hell no. but it needs teeth. and most of it these days is gumming the reader to death. is there a line between poetry and a shitpost? or just the smugness of the person who wrote it? maybe poetry used to stab you in the chest. now it just offers you tea and asks how your inner child is doing. i don’t know. i don’t want my inner child. he sucked. when i picture a poet, i see some sad sack in a scarf talking to a cat about how love is like a cigarette but with more commitment issues. banana taped to the wall. $120,000 price tag. gallery full of rich people nodding like they get it. you don’t get it. it’s not meant to be got. it’s a scam and poetry’s part of it. is poetry a social construct? sure. so is traffic. and i still get run over by both. me? i was told to take this seriously. so i did. i sat down, put on the hat, lit the cigarette, and stared at the page like it owed me money. this is me trying. poetry in one hand. beer in the other. no answers. just hoping one of 'em does something before the bartender cuts me off.And of this entire thing,
this is the part that made me want to post it
I think even my detractors will admit it
it contains a lot of truthwhen somebody finally lets you talk and you don’t know when to shut up.
Moderator Action: Remove Post
Reason: Not Valid Poetry – Violates Rule 2a (Original Content Standards)Explanation for Removal
Your post has been removed because it does not meet the criteria for original poetry, as outlined in our community guidelines:
Rule 2a: Sharing original poetry is encouraged, but it must be preceded by the tag “[OC].”
While your post includes the [OC] tag, its content is not a poem, but rather a stream-of-consciousness prose or meta-commentary about poetry. The piece lacks the form, intent, or presentation typically associated with poetic expression; even in its modern, experimental forms.
This post reads more like a provocative thinkpiece or rant, questioning what poetry is or should be. While these are interesting and worthwhile conversations, they do not belong in this community, which is specifically for sharing, reading, and giving feedback on poetry itself; not for debating the nature of poetry in non-poetic form.
Additionally, the title contains crude language (“make Poe jizz in his pants”) that violates Lemmy’s general standards of good-faith, respectful posting. It undermines the tone and purpose of a literary discussion space.
Why This Is Not Valid Poetry:
The piece does not use poetic structure (such as rhythm, line breaks, metaphor, compression of language, or any form of intentional stylization).
- It reads as an unformatted internal monologue or essay.
- It contains no figurative language, imagery, or aesthetic intent that defines poetry, even in free verse.
- It fails to deliver emotional resonance or artistic intent beyond rhetorical questioning.
What You Can Do:
If you’re genuinely exploring the nature of poetry or seeking to experiment with poetic form, you are welcome to resubmit a version that adheres more closely to the expectations of poetic content—free verse, experimental, narrative, or otherwise.
Alternatively, consider sharing your thoughts in a more appropriate community (such as /c/literature, /c/philosophy, or /c/shitposting) depending on the tone you’re aiming for.
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