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TechCodex to Programmer HumorEnglish · 2 years ago

How do I install anti-virus on my shoes?

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How do I install anti-virus on my shoes?

TechCodex to Programmer HumorEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Just tie them correctly and you don’t need to worry about mal-wear.

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      The long term problem they will face is these will need to be rebooted on a regular basis.

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      They only run in S-Mode.

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    Now that’s a combination of words I didn’t expect to read in a sentence…

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    The built-in Kicks Defender tends to be enough nowadays.

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    But instead you installed Microsoft?

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