Glorious.
how are they still asking for it
First solid shitpost that made me laugh heartily this year. Let’s go.
“Solid shitpost” implies the existence of liquid shitposts. (sorry, I had to)
We need a fucking Boomer Humor community to lock this cancer away in.
Being upset at a shitpost in a shitposting community.
sounds like the shitposting is working to me
Lemmy userbase is pretty old
As a fucking boomer, I agree.
As a fucking boomer
I’m not sure sexual activity was required as a data entry here
Ain’t no use in calling home,
Jody’s on your telephone.Ain’t no use in going home.
Jody’s got your girl and gone.Ain’t no use in feeling blue,
Jody’s got your sister too.Ain’t no use in looking back,
Jody’s got your Cadillac.Hahahaha i am a human and i find this humorous.
Proof you are human?
Give 'em the test
No, already shed all my tears on Bambi’s mother
Found Zuckerberg’s alt. Hey, go back to the Metaverse!
Ye best start believing in threads… /joke
They could have been trying via in vitro and it finally took… but this is under shit posts so I’m not looking hard at it.
Nah, Jody’s just very fertile
And TBH some of us would still be happy as long as we were all aware of the situation during every step of the process.
Seems to be lot of cucks per capita in the military and I’ve never figured out why
Because they’re dumb. Going through boot camp, you constantly heard “Don’t get married.” What do dudes do? Get married to the first girl they meet when they arrive at their duty station (after they buy a truck obviously). They then deploy, workup is three months, home for a few, then seven months in country. And meanwhile your wife is at home, you’ve known her for a cup of coffee, and she’s like “Shit, I don’t know how to be alone.”
Thanks Jodie. You made this all possible
You’ll address me by my girlfriend’s husband’s rank!
Get two young horny people together. Send one away from months at a time.
Army wife will remaining exactly as celebite as her spouse, parked on an army base two blocks away from a bar and three from a brothel.
Haha that’s funny cause women are untrustworthy sluts! Haha get it? Get it?
It’s funny because it makes fun of “Wholesome” stories which were prominent at some point (Still are on FB). Even if it was all about his girlfriend cheating, it’s still simply using the soldier as the butt of the joke with no deeper meaning.
The only thing wrong with this meme is how old it is (IMO).
This is basically the progenitor of all those AI generated Shrimp Jesus posts that Facebook has now.
Controversy for the algorithm god, slop for the engagement throne!
Its funny because they were both fucking everything that moved during the deployment. Actually pretty common.
Nah its funny because “idiot going to a pointless war thinking his gf or wife can live a happy life for 3 years while worrying and having no intimacy”
On the off chance anyone is taking this seriously, that’s not really how deployments work in any western military.
Also “your wife is banging hippies and black people while you risk your life in this pointless war” is literally Vietnam era propaganda.
Get some new material at least.
is literally Vietnam era propaganda.
Does this make it wrong?
If you think talking about reality is “propaganda” then i have very bad news for you buddy.
Honestly, I agree with you about the pointlessness of most wars.
It’s weaponizing misogyny to make that point that is deeply icky.
It was wrong then and it’s wrong now.
I’m not sure you known what propaganda is if you think propaganda needs to always be false
women are untrustworthy sluts!
Some are, especially many of the wives and girlfriends of military servicemen.
This is the issue. Women in general are not but there is a subset of women who target service men. Those women are the reason these memes exist.
