The ending tho 馃ぃ

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    Man, I once opened my door at the grocery store after shopping, loaded groceries in the back seat, and some woman climbs out of the vehicle next to me, screeching that I hit her car.

    She鈥檚 got a puppy with her arm wrapped around its neck, gesticulating and screaming while this poor dog is flopping around.

    I look at the damn car and there鈥檚 a quarter inch white smear. I rub it off with my finger. It was leftover wax I hadn鈥檛 cleared away. So my door did indeed bump her car. It left no dent at all.

    I point this out to her, and she鈥檚 screaming about it being a brand new car, and this puppy she鈥檚 strangling is whining and crying.

    At that point I decide I鈥檓 just leaving, but this woman decides she鈥檚 going to jump in front of my car.

    I get out and ask how fucking crazy is she, she could have gotten that dog killed.

    Luckily, her husband comes out of the store and she鈥檚 telling him all kinds of crazy shit, but he鈥檚 chill. He can鈥檛 even find the place where the wax was, he ushers her into their car, and we exchange info, just in case.

    It鈥檚 kind of the inverse of this video, where the lady was crazy but right, but it still reminded me of it