Alt Text: 1 Man at duck pond: I envy these ducks. 2 Man: Just floating all day, not a care in the world. 3 Duck: Our water is polluted. Predators devour our children. God has forsaken my species. 4 Man, tossing bread to the unamused duck: I hear you pal. Quack quack, ducky want bready.
In case anyone doesn’t know: bread is bad, as it contaminates water. Give them seeds.
It’s also bad cuz it’s just not very nutritious for em.
Turn their water into a carbohydrate soup that algae loves and fills their stomach with nonsense.
But … you also might take out another rapist duck so who knows if you’re actually doing bad.