GreenDust, greendust@lemmings.world
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Dusty old bones
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BRB, just gonna sanitize this handrail with my dick
Their argument was about the optimal date format to use.
I think I just don’t know what 🥺 means
Are short women supposed to date children or something?
this clip is trying to say “i don’t care,” but its existence alone says “i deeply care”
The setup makes you expect “i don’t care,” but then the punchline is actually “i deeply care”. The joke here is the subversion of expectations.
“we do not accept $300 for less than $75”
“We do not accept $100 bills for orders less than $75”
Holy shit, he is capable of creating a webcomic with a different joke??
Can you even do anything with just private keys? Is that not effectively the same as having someone’s account password without actually knowing their username?
Smoke two meths before you smoke two meths, and then you smoke two more.
























Two sides to every story
BRB, just gonna sanitize this handrail with my dick
Redundant Acronym Syndrome Syndrome
RAS Syndrome
She looks schifty five
Innocent until proven guilty
Bird law is not governed by reason
Double standards
Their argument was about the optimal date format to use.
I think I just don’t know what 🥺 means
Short men are men, not children
Are short women supposed to date children or something?
The setup makes you expect “i don’t care,” but then the punchline is actually “i deeply care”. The joke here is the subversion of expectations.
Text source: https://kaijuno.tumblr.com/post/651211271920877569/used-to-date-a-guy-who-was-64-and-im-52-and-one
Image source: https://www.tiktok.com/@paulalmao/video/6928471963815988485
Get on my level
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My father the tween literary critic
Harm production
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