GreenDust, greendust@lemmings.world

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Dusty old bones

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BRB, just gonna sanitize this handrail with my dick


Redundant Acronym Syndrome Syndrome



Bird law is not governed by reason


Their argument was about the optimal date format to use.


I think I just don’t know what 🥺 means


Short men are men, not children


Are short women supposed to date children or something?


this clip is trying to say “i don’t care,” but its existence alone says “i deeply care”

The setup makes you expect “i don’t care,” but then the punchline is actually “i deeply care”. The joke here is the subversion of expectations.




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BRB, just gonna sanitize this handrail with my dick


Redundant Acronym Syndrome Syndrome



Bird law is not governed by reason


Their argument was about the optimal date format to use.


I think I just don’t know what 🥺 means


Short men are men, not children


Are short women supposed to date children or something?


this clip is trying to say “i don’t care,” but its existence alone says “i deeply care”

The setup makes you expect “i don’t care,” but then the punchline is actually “i deeply care”. The joke here is the subversion of expectations.








“we do not accept $300 for less than $75”

“We do not accept $100 bills for orders less than $75”


Holy shit, he is capable of creating a webcomic with a different joke??


Can you even do anything with just private keys? Is that not effectively the same as having someone’s account password without actually knowing their username?



Smoke two meths before you smoke two meths, and then you smoke two more.