I specifically bought mine for this very reason!
Roborock S5 Max.
Its an older model - and it has all the connectivity / WiFi crap in it - but if you never sync it to the app in the first place (or allow it WiFi access), it works fine with local LIDAR and off line mode.
Good vac; recommended.
PS: I can’t believe they called that app Valetudo (I get it - Hygieia). Just…that word has a very different meaning in many folks brains


Your memory is not bad :)
The middle east thing was likely ADCC. The Japan thing was likely PRIDE, NHB or Lumax Cup. Many different promotions before UFC ate em up back then.
You’d love these I think
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born_a_Champion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smashing_Machine_(2025_film)