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Radioactive Squirrels and Vacuum Packed Teddy Bears

by Mortifi'd

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lyrics

I keep having this dream
It’s happening more and more
Radioactive squirrels
Keep knocking at my
door
Then comes an army of
Vacuum packed teddy bears
They’re staring at me
Then their packet starts to tear

It was just a normal Thursday
I was doing just fine
Then I remembered
What I dreamt of last night
Walking down the street
And I stopped in my tracks
The tree rodent seemed
To have a green back

I turned my head away
And then caught my eye
A kid carrying a teddy
In a bag to keep dry
I looked back at the tree
And the squirrel had gone
The kid took out a coat
My vision was wrong

I keep having this dream
It’s happening more and more
Radioactive squirrels
Keep knocking at my
door
Then comes an army of
Vacuum packed teddy bears
They’re staring at me
Then their packet starts to tear

There used to be more cats
But they all seem wary
Of bushy tailed mammals
Poisonous and scary
I swear that more than not
I spot those rodent red eyes
I take out my camera
They resume their disguise

And even in the shops now
Teddies are packed tight
Ready to burst free
When alone at night
No-one will believe me
They think I’m having fun
What can I do
Except run run run

What’ve I done to them
What do they want from me
Am I losing my mind
What can this mean

I keep having this dream
It’s happening more and more
Radioactive squirrels
Keep knocking at my
door
Then comes an army of
Vacuum packed teddy bears
They’re staring at me
Then their packet starts to tear

Yes I keep having this dream
It’s happening more and more
Radioactive squirrels
Keep knocking at my
door
Then comes an army of
Vacuum packed teddy bears
They’re staring at me
Then their packet starts to tear

Yes I keep having this dream
It’s happening more and more
Radioactive squirrels
Keep knocking at my
door
Then comes an army of
Vacuum packed teddy bears
I’m awake right now
And they're all standing there

credits

released March 17, 2026
Written and performed by Morti Squire, Barnaby Booth, and Nino Williams as mOrTiFi'D.
Recorded at Sahara Studios Aylesbury by Jon Martin.
Mixed at FunkLab Studios A, Oxford
Mastered at FunkLab Studios A and B, Oxford

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mOrTiFi'D Oxford, UK

mOrTiFi'D is a pop punk band from Oxford. We write and perform our own songs with stories of nonsensical whimsy for your entertainment and endorphins.

Lead Vocals & Rhythm Guitar: Morti Squire
Lead Bass & Vocals: Barnaby Booth
Drums: Nino Williams ... more

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