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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.

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Immigrant Children Lead Uprising at Texas Detention Center ( truthout.org )

An uprising broke out at an immigrant jail in southern Texas on Saturday, with around 1,000 immigrants detained in the facility — many of them children — chanting “Libertad” and “Let us go,” according to an attorney who witnessed the event....

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One toilet? Fucking hell. I can't even piss in a public washroom if there are other people present.

Bethesda announces a new Fallout... reality show ( store.steampowered.com )

Fallout Shelter (working title) is a new reality competition series based on the hit Amazon drama and computer game of the same name. The dwellers (contestants) live together in a top-secret vault, where they will compete in a series of games that tests the seven core attributes from the Fallout world. Strength, perception,...

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Just get people to agree to live in crowded vaults and have them sign a waver accepting any and all psychological torture performed on them. That's a functional Fallout reality show.

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If the bombs go off near the wrong zoo, it'll be pandamonium..

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Tom Segura getting fat again..

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It's disturbing how apparant this all is. Backed by all of these assholes from the very start, and now he's going down the line chopping every last thing that held them back as though he's splitting logs in a pile. AI regulations, gone. Any kind of oversight, gone. Okay, who next. Chevron! Thanks for your support. I knew you were smart. Everything beneath Venezuela is yours. Fuck 'em.

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8/10 for Oliver is just outrageous, unless you're an 87-year-old woman.

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    See also: Certain

    There's a studio version of it, but I honestly think his music is way better out in the weeds.

    https://youtu.be/ptX2ilHYpCk

    Either way, it's fucking fire.

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    Just walking around in pajama pants with no shirt on..

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    I read your comment and started reading the article. I started feeling a little self-conscious over my liberal use of Oxford commas, as his sentence structure wasn't that much different from mine. But then I got to my tenth fucking ", well," and ", frankly," and realized what you were upset about. This is, well, quite frankly, highly respectable journalism.

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    Imagine you and your hunting party are gathered around a fire roasting marshmallows, but you accidentally grabbed that stick..

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    I manage a produce department of an IGA, and for years I've had the freedom to order produce from cheaper third-parties to keep my prices low. I have always maintained a 99¢ /lb. to $1.99 /lb. maximum sale price on bulk apples, but just recently Sobeys (our parent company) forced our largest third-party supplier to become an "official ordering partner" and to match all of their costing or lose our business. Now those third-parties are pointless to order from unless I am shorted a bunch of produce from our warehouse. And my apples? $2.49 /lb. to $4.99 /lb., depending on the variety. An absolute fucking joke.

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    dies

    God: "Timmy.. Exactly how many chili dogs do you eat a day?"

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    My listening age was 82, but my top songs were mostly Saja Boys.. It was then that I remembered my account is linked to the Nest.

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    Short Staff of Wailing Creature

    9-19 DMG

    +10 INT

    +5 WIS

    +4 CON

    +25% Nature Res.

    +15% Shadow Res.

    On Use (20/20): Summon 2 Wailing Creatures (up to a maximum of 6) to your side for 30 seconds

    Wailing Creatures have a chance to frighten enemies for 5 seconds

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    It probably would have helped. Honestly, someone needs to get all of the world leaders tripping balls in one place. I, for one, would welcome a shaman-led society.

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    Lol, yeah, that's a great point.

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    My comments tend to get way more engagement here than on reddit. People are just friendlier. When I'm funny, they make me feel like the man. On reddit you had to piggy-back on top comments just to get any hits, and half of them were just confrontational for no good reason.

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    I'd pay good money to watch someone fuck that little meat piggy Dana White in front of the White House. You know the yard would stink like poop and prosciutto.

    iRobot’s revenue has tanked and it’s almost out of cash | "Roomba customers are understandably concerned about the impact these current financial troubles might have on their home cleaning robots." ( www.theverge.com )

    Things continue to look bleak for the original robot vacuum maker. iRobot’s third-quarter results, released last week, show that revenue is down and “well below our internal expectations due to continuing market headwinds, ongoing production delays, and unforeseen shipping disruptions,” said Gary Cohen, iRobot CEO, in a...

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    Bro, I just bought a Roborock a few weeks ago and I love it. I was panic reading these comments until I saw yours and realized it's a Roborock, not iRobot. Hope our housebots don't meet the same fate.

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    I can smell that thumbnail. I can smell her good.

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    Church crowd is pretty awful in the grocery industry, too. It was especially bad at my previous store, which was in a deeply evangelical town in Central Alberta. All would be quiet on Sunday until about noon. Then the floodgates would open to the most high-on-their-own-farts religious degenerates. Nobody talked down to you quite like a middle-aged woman in church clothes. And they would plug up all the aisles talking scripture and shit. Fuck, I hated that town.

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    "Oi, Dutchman!"

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    "O hallo!"

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    She got a stank to her, sure.. but she knows her way around a circus peanut.

    Android games that are actually good? (looking for recommendations)

    I don't care much about mobile gaming, and when I play something to kill time on it, it's often Minesweeper, Sudoku, Dominoes... back when I first got an smartphone (2019) I tried out several games, mindnumbing idlers, big-IP gacha-crap, they all look pretty much the same and looking at the store today I can't find anything that...

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    I've been going hard on Stardew Valley. Just had another kid and no good opportunities to play on PC now, so I bought a Backbone controller off of Amazon and turned my phone into a Switch.

    See also: Night of the Full Moon, Card Crawl, Tiny Rails, Inotia 3 & 4 (3 isn't available anymore, but you can get an apk), Talisman: Digital Edition, Dungeon Boss: Respawned (requires Netflix sub now, but no more P2W), Survival Day R.

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    Junimos ain't fixin' that one, brother..

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    I have so many memories of my dad driving us up to the corner store, beer in hand, to put $5 in the tank and rent us Megaman 4.

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    3 is my favorite of the two, but World was objectively better in terms of mechanics and overall design. Still, I'll always play 3 if given the choice between them.

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    Cheesing is a state of mental euphoria which is triggered by sniffing a cat's urine. One common method involves positioning one's face behind a cat.

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    Yoshi P (FFXIV): "Yeah, the game was a huge cultural hit that grew more successful with each expansion, so I thought to myself.. now that we've brought in millions upon millions of players, why not nerf all of the overworld content into absurdity to bring in maybe forty or fifty noobs? So I did. And then I changed all of the classes again once everyone had reached max level. Nobody liked that. So I thought.. why not do it again?"

    Zenimax (ESO): "So I just kind of made up whatever and then dialed the difficulty down to about a tenth of what it used to be. Now overworld content is on par with swinging an aluminum bat through a pile of packing peanuts. Also, the Second Era was filled with superhero sky ninjas with lava wings who rode around Tamriel upon lightning horses and mechanical spiders. Deal with it."

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    Years back when I worked for Kmart, there was some sort of large Samsung Galaxy tablet advertised as a Black Friday front-page exclusive for only $40. As you can imagine, people were ready to kick the fucking doors down to get their hands on those, because anyone dumb enough to participate in the Black Friday madness is definitely too dumb to know why 1gb non-expandable storage is next to fucking worthless. Not to mention they had the weakest hardware imaginable, with a whopping 1.5 MP camera.

    Black Friday is such a cheap illusion.

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    It's a nice one, too. It makes the room feel like it's full of music. Presidents only get the best braiders.

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    The number gets higher and higher every time a console dweeb makes the argument that they're not constantly fucking themselves.

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    Study Boldly Claims 4K And 8K TVs Aren't Much Better Than HD To Your Eyes, But Is It True? ( hothardware.com )

    A new study published in Nature by University of Cambridge researchers just dropped a pixelated bomb on the entire Ultra-HD market, but as anyone with myopia can tell you, if you take your glasses off, even SD still looks pretty good :)

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    I don't know if this will age like my previous belief that PS1 had photo-realistic graphics, but I feel like 4k is the peak for TVs. I recently bought a 65" 4k TV and not only is it the clearest image I've ever seen, but it takes up a good chunk of my livingroom. Any larger would just look ridiculous.

    Unless the average person starts using abandoned cathedrals as their livingrooms, I don't see how larger TVs with even higher definition would even be practical. Especially if you consider we already have 8k for those who do use cathedral entertainment systems.

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    It is kind of wild. Some dudes have small dicks, big dicks, egg-shaped dicks.. Stinky dicks with moles on them.. Fat dicks with freckles.. Dicks that look like sad elephants.. Dicks that look like Shar Peis..

    Then you have big vaginas, small vaginas, long vaginas, sleeve of wizard vaginas, jutting serrated-looking labia vaginas, wise old horse-like vaginas, cauliflower vaginas, meat pile vaginas, vaginas that look like Shar Peis..

    And any of these.. And I mean any of them... can be on the hottest person you've seen in your life. It's like opening a Kinder Egg. Drop in a coin, pull the lever, and see what surprises await you in the dankest, steamiest, most razor-burnt region inside of your new partner's pants.

    American Journalist Says She Experienced ‘Extreme Brutality’ at Hands of Israeli Guards, Including Beatings and ‘Threats of Rape’ ( www.mediaite.com )

    Journalist Noa Avishag Schnall accused Israeli guards of treating her and other prisoners with “extreme brutality” on Monday, including beatings and “threats of rape,” after being taken by Israeli forces from international waters while aboard the Conscience Freedom Flotilla....

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    It's like one of those comments you type out half-asleep on the toilet some mornings before stopping yourself and asking, "Why the fuck am I even saying this?", before deleting it and going back to lurking. Except he didn't delete.

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    I don't know that this even counts, but one of the most strange but wildly interesting things I used to do years back was randomly exploring defunct teleporters in Habbo Hotel.

    For those who don't know about teleporters/teles in Habbo Hotel, there are probably tens of thousands of pairs of teleports that exist in the game, each of them connecting only to its pair. Since trading furniture is pretty much a currency in Habbo, a lot of individual teleporters get traded off or lost throughout the years, and often end up being parked in random rooms and vast furniture junkyards.

    So I would often lay down several random teles from my inventory, or enter my own furniture junkyard, and try every tele in there until I got a live one. This would Bill & Ted me to fuck knows where. If I'm unlucky, it's just a dead end room. If I'm lucky, it's a room with even more teles. That's where the rabbit hole begins. Pretty soon you're ten teles deep into the weirdest, most liminal Back Rooms spaces you can imagine. Sometimes you even find a back door into other players' private rooms and get to explore like a cat burglar. The sky was the limit.

    I haven't logged in for a decade or more, but I still miss doing that sometimes.

    I included the best pic I could find online of what a tele goldmine looked like, except there would typically be a wide variety of styles and not all portapotties like these.

    https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/a67d2a6c-7e10-4e35-afd0-870583917099.png

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    Same. 7-3:30 most days. Some an hour or two earlier. I always crash out after lunch, or guaranteed by 1:30. At that point I'm just walking around trying to find shit to do.

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    It wasn't terrible for what it was. I just remember being let down after years of listening to my best friend's other friend telling me all of these promises he had fully subscribed to. It all sounded too good to be true, but both us and the industry itself were too young to have experienced overpromises like that. I thought maybe I just didn't know how far technology had come, and we were about to see it fully manifest in all its glory..

    But what we got was a fuck load of bloom and a few branching choices. And a marriage system that let you be gay. I definitely made my guy gay. Well, not at first. At first I married the barber because I thought I'd get free haircuts. That didn't work. So I made my guy gay.

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    Well, I honestly can't say that's any more delusional than claiming to be a spiritually attuned being who answers the war cries of the Republican party. I've never seen a shaman more in need of a mushroom trip.

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    Guns and football seem pretty gay to me..

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    In Grade 6 we had a new girl in my school who I got on with really well. The cooler guys among us apparently thought she was dope too, and when I started dating her suddenly, one of them was like, "Congrats, bro. I didn't know ya had it in you!" I was on top of world.

    Then one day shortly after, she showed up to school with this super tight, greasy, old lady perm. The kind that's like nearly flat to your head, that old women in the 90s would wear a clear plastic bag over. The thing looked bonkers. I spent the next couple of days trying to distance myself from her and that haircut, and found some petty reason to break up with her. She thought I was a total asshole (rightfully), but moved on. Years later I saw her again and that old lady cut was gone. She was doing way better than me.

    Flash forward to my mid-twenties, I'm dating this other girl and she goes and gets a new haircut. Blonde dye job and everything. I can only describe the results as a genuine Dutch Boy (example below). But I had learned my lesson and I stuck it out. I wasn't going to make that same mistake over a haircut. A few weeks while later she fucked some greasy dude from Raleigh, North Carolina, and that was the end of that.

    https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/1f5a0da6-a9dc-4783-ab53-5d7718b31ed8.jpeg

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    Somethingsomethingsomething UNATCO? 😶

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    Sweet. Someone kill Charlie Kirk again just to piss him off even more.

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    My pregnant wife asked me to get her a fountain Coke Zero from Costco the other day.. I paid for the thing and waited patiently for my empty cup. When I approached the dispenser, I found that all three Coke Zeros were out of order. I had no choice but to fill it with Diet Coke. It was the lowest Costco experience of our lives.

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    Coke Zero is a newer diet option formulated to taste similar to original Coke, with the presence of a mild artificial sweetener flavor that is more recognizable to those who are sensitive to the taste. Diet Coke, on the other hand, was created decades before they had decent sweeteners. While it still has a sizable following of people who like it, Diet Coke tastes nothing like original Coke, and has a flavor more akin to the smell of hot plastic.

    This is pretty consistent across all brands now, at least from those that I've tried so far. The new Zero versions are much, much closer to the original formulas.