“I got caught trying to advertise for free and they want me to pay for it like everyone else!”

One good cross check into the boards & he’d pop like a balloon…

I think I broke my wrist reading that

Oh, look! You had $65,000 lying around to put up a fight! You’re better off than a significant portion of the people in similar situations.

You have negative amounts of my sympathy.

Go for the chicken fries, my dude!

one of the 5 animals believed to have the capacity for sentience

I’m taking a guess and saying Dogs, dolphins, an great apes… No idea that the last one could be.

Am I on the right track?

Your Gannon snub has been noted…

Happy Birthday, Big trident Pig-Man!

I know where I live you can’t even take a phone into the courthouse; they have signs on the door and will turn you around at the metal detectors for having one. The fact that they got those glasses into the courtroom at all is a security fail at best, and feels more like a contempt of court charge.

Does anyone have the full video of this vintage sci-fi tentacle porn? I can only find this one shot…

I’m sure there’s a judge somewhere who said the same thing, and trump continues to not give a fuck.

My guess is “We don’t save your age verification data”…

I’ve read enough science fiction to know the beginning of a cyberpunk dystopia when I see it…

Tankie Tetrad!

(Why was this not my first thought!?)

Quits government.

Tells everyone how wrong the government is now that she can’t do anything to change it.

Fuck off, bitch.

46.5/50. I remember colors better than I remember names. Come at me.

https://dialed.gg/?c=9HQP98

Ok, this is a fun one

Obama derangement syndrome

Tankie Quadrangle?

Because it makes firearms available to people without having to jump through hoops the government can track, but they can make a machine that makes flexi-dragons into a boogyman, so they throw a “protect the children” in the bill and it automatically passes.

I think there are lots of people with better reasons, including a large percentage of Americans.

…my Etsy Witches have failed me so far…