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Ah, yes, missing the point in a different direction. 🙄 That tracks.

This country’s so fucked —and the rest of the world is next, thanks all. 🤦🏽‍♂️

My bad, for a minute there, I forgot you’re missing the entire point, sweetie. Fixed.

Yeah, and you’re doing fuck-all but reading about it, no?

Pretty much. And yet? Suckers gonna suckle that peen. 🤢🙄

Oddly calming.

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Think of the volcanoes. 🥲

I can’t wait for someone to prove them wrong.

You can’t wait to scroll past the stories of people getting shot? Because that’s how they get shot. 🤔

edit: ohnoes, not downvotes. 🫣 Go ahead, dogpile on defending your preference for spectating the deaths of fellow untrained, unsupported, under-represented poor people. idiots.

Oh, man. A smorgasbord of all sorts of flavors and cuisines, as far as the eye can see… Only, they’re silently, resolutely empty. Diabolical. 😱

Hey, y’all, anybody seen a laundry 'round here? My coat’s all mannera muddified ‘n crusty, with all this stayin’ one step aheada The Law, and all.

Gettin’ t’ the point, one o’ these days, this collective brown from countless worlds’ll match the color of my unfailingly rebel heart. 🤌🏼✨🍃

The Federation rents carpeted spaces? I assume they’re inner spaces, not outer, per se? That does make sense of certain episodes in the early years, the carpeting underlining the “shag where no man has shagged before” thing. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Oh. You meant “well-lit”.

I guess I shouldn’t ask, but I agree with the part I get. 😜

Yes, but it’s a question of cost: how many rations in each is sufficient to be effective bait while still being the most efficient use of resources, considering the advertised decade isn’t actually the target timeline (or survival the intended effect) ? 😅🤓

Not that it isn’t the likely result of said group unexpectedly oozing out of their fuck-off cocoons dotting the wasteland their forebears created, but…

Wait. That’s not where pizza goes.

As soon as I read the title, I heard that goodest boy’s voice in my head. 😜🥳

Censer: vessel for dispersal of incense

Incense: dried matter for smoldering of aromatics that go in a censer (hol’up. wat.)

Incensed: smoking out of one’s visible orifices like a censer?

How thafuq is this mental jazzercize “learning”, exactly? It’s just slapping “sense” together with the same shit-packed mud the whole text is plagiarized from.

Read a real fucking book, already. We all deserve you doing so, fellow human. 🥲

Caaat… Friennnd…

TBF, that’s where the myriad extract tech comes in handy. I mean, FFS, “RSO” is ancient magic from the before times, and that shit was concocted for terminally ill patients that didn’t want a morphine addiction riding shotgun with them on Chiron’s gondola. 🤌🏼