50 thou*

How is the Dow?

Glad to hear you’re cancer free! My father in law just had colon cancer removed a few days ago and we’re awaiting the biopsy results. Seriously: get checked, people!

Fuck that old lady!

Not like literally… Or I dunno, literally if you want to. You do you.

I appreciate the Silcon Valley-esque efficiency calculation but honestly that’s not a super high requirement. 5 hours, 10 hours, a week, whatever. No need to speed run this thing. Honestly if we were good in a year I’d be thrilled.

It still weird me out that there are only something like 600 billionaires in the US. This seems like such a solvable problem.

Preferably one narrated by Gilbert Gottfried

But that’s a best in bloodline amount of puss.

Lmao I’m dying over here

Yeah it is. I saw that movie for my 12th birthday and it still holds a special place in my heart.

Lol damn typos. Gonna leave it though.

Before weed was legal and you had to make your own edibles, my buddy made a batch of cookies for our fantasy football draft. I don’t know how he made these things, but they tasted like pure weed. Barely edible because they were so strong.

At least that’s what I thought. Another buddy of mine somehow didn’t taste the weed at all and thought they were pretty weak. So when most of us could barely choke down one cookie, this dude ate three of them.

To this day, I’ve never seen someone get so high. He ended up trying to sleep in the middle of the road. It was like a full time job babysitting him so we didn’t kill himself.

That actually kinda makes sense though. He was saying he didn’t want a relationship, just the sex part. I’m sure Charlie Sheen would have no problem finding people to have sex with that didn’t require payment, they would just expect a relationship as part of it.

As opposed to other dude, who just was gay and was trying to sound like he wasn’t gay.

Were all those people cheering that the man was arrested?!

Damn those 2nd and 3rd points are equally amazing.

A bill, A4300, that would impose a 50% tax on the gross receipts of private detention facilities operating under government contracts. The money would be directed to a new Immigrant Protection Fund.

A bill, A4301, that would make it a criminal offense for anyone — including federal ICE officers — to block state, county or municipal law enforcement from accessing crime scenes or evidence.

New Jersey ain’t fucking around.

Seems like the article mentioned Steam numbers, which is probably a bit off considering most people are probably still using Battlenet.

Dammit. I’m gonna have to stare at this for a few years now.

To flag grants for their DEI involvement, Fox entered the following command into ChatGPT: “Does the following relate at all to DEI? Respond factually in less than 120 characters. Begin with ‘Yes.’ or ‘No.’ followed by a brief explanation. Do not use ‘this initiative’ or ‘this description’ in your response.” He then inserted short descriptions of each grant. Fox did nothing to understand ChatGPT’s interpretation of “DEI” as used in the command or to ensure that ChatGPT’s interpretation of “DEI” matched his own.

Jesus Christ these people are so fucking dumb

Lol dude probably had to stay in that pose for like 5 minutes

I can’t imagine that would be comfy. That’s a lot of weight on the ol’ bean bag.

That reminds me of how the original Febreeze was an odor remover that didn’t smell like anything. It wasn’t very popular, so they started adding scents to them.