WOO those are better questions than I considered answers for.
I live in Wisconsin, it’s cold. They don’t need to be super warm- I have “hands might die” type gloves for the really bad shit- I’m looking for I guess driving, using a phone, super comfortable- looking for something that doesn’t feel like nothing but stitched seams on the inside. So the whole touch screen thing- I see videos of riders being able to use their phones but the last two “works with screens” pairs I bought- didn’t. AT ALL.

You definitely said non-exhaustive, but yes- this is nowhere near accurate for my local area- thinks there are 5 in my town but there are dozens, at least.

EXCUSE ME! Bear- BEAR FUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?

Beautifully worded. I like you.

If they’re words and they came from Microslop, they’re lies. No exceptions.

Someone send OP free tickets to DC, and when they arrive, upgrade them from butane to MAP gas.

All she needs is heavy, HEAVY use of the words “prosecute” and “list” and she’s got my full support.

Google a “Sno Brum” and get yourself one.

You know what conserves energy at nearly 100% efficiency?

A guillotine.

That’s a career path I’d very much enjoy.

You’re not wrong, but I believe they’ve gone to an action plan of “build our own flock, with hookers and blackjack”.

Oh. Welp, if it’s going to be vibe coded I’m out.

mmmm Giggidy

Oh I haven’t- but these days it’s not unreasonable to “lump them in” with FLOCK.

I’m only one person, but that’s the dumbest “reason” I can imagine anyone saying.

Your car, your pathetic smart watch, your phone obviously, your neighborhood FLOCK cameras, and your friends/families devices too. It wasn’t long ago a story made the rounds that a person’s Toyota was reporting telemetry back, which was then sold to their insurance company, who used that data (basing on above average brake pedal use) to raise their rates.

Unless you’re in a room by yourself and any/every computer is running Linux, you are currently under surveillance. American company, Israeli company, doesn’t matter.

Short of pitchforks, torches, and organized groups at (at least) hundreds or thousands of physical locations, pulling heavy guillotines I don’t know what to suggest other than give up the modern conveniences.

I was thinking the same thing- I think it was in fight club? “Now, you see- that’s exactly what I expect”.

This weekend I saw a “wrapped” yellow ClusterTruck parked at a local funeral home. I’ve never wanted to be THAT disrespectful before.

Rules in this community restrict me from replying with an image of a wooden construction with a gravity-powered blade.

Please imagine such an assembly for my response.

Why “upgrade to AI” when you can achieve exactly the same thing with a lobotomy?