I still refuse to accept that the PS5 has been out more than a year. The killer exclusives will be along any day now, right?

Funny, because he’s been so sniffy about corporate franchise slop. Imagine if his character got into a fight with Werner Herzog’s character though - that’d be something.

Uphold the Law.

People tend not to pick up or remember details though - see all the “Mandela Effects” that are just mass misremembering of precise lines amplified by culture. The imagery is what counts, and agree in this case that Buffalo Bill is clearly part of a continuum of feminised male villains of the era it’s from.

Wait until you find out what happened to five of the Twelve Apostles…

Everyone in this thumbnail needs to stop touching their fucking microphone.

The beggar has a humanities doctorate.

Om nom nom

He should pull out.

Socrates u r so lit no cap fr fr

When you’re watching Hamnet and realise that both the leads are Irish pretending to be early-modern English.

How could he do this?

Had an argument with my architect about this once. He said its because serverless functions can be run on the edge as well, making them totally portable. I said that already exists and it’s called fucking executables.

He should admit his mistake and add some gay minotaur sex.

We’ll see you over in the Former Empire corner, yeah?

Damn I knew I did something wrong

Now is about authenticity though. When I was young being an adult was all about being buttoned down and having no emotions, and definitely never openly being queer. If we genuinely believe that we’ve made any progress as a society by unmasking, then obviously a far future utopia should at least meet the low watermark we have set in learning to accept ourselves and each other.

Is it gay if I pretend to straddle a battleship cannon while performing “If I Could Turn Back Time”?

Lawful Evil

That’s not the future it’s 26th March 2001.