You had me until you said “joke”

Then let me ask, how would you reach quorum with a loose group in the south? It’s guns or fried food, for me.

After searching around for a bit, and finding only a single Etsy listing for this sticker, I’ve come to the conclusion that this is an ad for that overpriced sticker.

Colors faded to resemble the trans flag just enough to be passable

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I don’t mean to be a pessimist, but Tesla doesn’t care about car sales. Their chief moneymaker is selling Tesla tokens to Wall Street, which do not correlate with Tesla’s company performance in any meaningful way.

While looking for an early painting of black Jesus, I found an early painting of trans positive white Jesus, which is a nice consolation prize

I wish my penmanship were precise enough to be able to copy someone else’s personal font. If it were, I’d be confusing so many people by altering graffiti

The chart doesn’t factor in the fun of solving something as completely as you are able, or the increased productivity in exploring and innovating through personal puzzling. Through expanded scope, I’ve wasted merely hundreds of hours, not thousands.

That is one of the most sinister looking cats I’ve ever seen. That cat needs therapy, an exorcism, and a straight jacket. I’ve never owned a cat, I know next to nothing about them, and yet primal fear ran through me the instant I laid eyes on it.

Has automated a 30s task in only 4 days of work

I’m catching strays here

But I am a little confused about how I should feel about it. I really wish there were some sort of purple pentagram over an explicit emotion indicator on this safe picture

That was my takeaway as well, but the idea of this bumbling, tall hippie slurredly repeating “I understand 3d” at a luminous picture of a shark just slew me

This reminded me of a friend’s story. They and another friend get high and go to a 3d movie. Mind you, my friend’s friend is missing one eye. They have only one eye. And they’ve chosen a 3d movie.

The movie is supremely underwhelming for this unfortunately monocular person, and so they get a highdea. They take off their glasses and start rapidly moving them from side to side, and saying, far too loudly, that they understand 3d now.

At this point, I have to apologize as I was laughing so hard that I couldn’t hear the rest of their story in anything but bits and pieces, but I think they ended up going to another 3d movie immediately afterward to confirm their findings.

Could you imagine having to take your thousand dollar fursuit head to a shop for repairs after only a few outings? I’d be pissed.

It only just struck me. The federal government is currently headed by several “where is Ja Rule” level incompetents. Enough of the funny, I really, really want to go back to the boring government.

OSHA compliance with nsfw materials.

“We should fuck shit up in memoriam for the boss. You guys remember anything the boss hated?”

“He was complaining about the lines at Costco the other week.”

This is truly awful, but feels silly, right?

I just wish there were a cheaper way to read them than buying and reselling the comics. The scans were terrible, when last I checked.

Just don’t credit me, I’m pretty sure I plagiarized it in part from elsewhere