buzzphrase
Generate random business buzzwords
TLDR
Generate a string of three random phrases containing an adjective, a past tense verb, and a plural noun
Print a phrase formatted as [i]mperative verb + past tense [v]erb + [a]djective + plural [N]oun
Print k phrases formatted as present participle [V]erb + [a]djective + singular [n]oun + [f]inal
SYNOPSIS
buzzphrase [count]
PARAMETERS
count
Positive integer for number of phrases to generate (default: 1)
DESCRIPTION
The buzzphrase command is a fun Unix utility that creates pseudo-random phrases mimicking corporate jargon, tech buzzwords, or management-speak. Examples include "proactive bandwidth-monitored implementation" or "scalable context-sensitive paradigm".
Phrases are assembled by randomly picking adjectives, nouns, and modifiers from predefined word lists, often stored in files like /usr/share/games/buzzphrase1, buzzphrase2, etc. By default, it outputs one phrase to standard output. Provide a positive integer as an argument to generate multiple phrases, each on its own line.
Ideal for shell scripts needing humorous filler text, motivational posters, or amusing distractions during builds. It's lightweight, dependency-free in most distros, and seeds randomness from the system's rand(). No configuration needed; output varies per run but may repeat over many invocations without reseeding. Commonly found in bsdgames or humor packages on Debian, Ubuntu, and BSD systems.
CAVEATS
Pseudo-random; phrases may repeat frequently. No options for custom word lists or seeding in standard version. Paths to word files vary by distro.
SAMPLE OUTPUT
object-oriented client-server framework
24/365 multimedia utilization
next-generation zero-defect challenge
WORD FILES
Typically /usr/share/games/buzzphrase[1-5] or /usr/games/lib/buzzphrase*; edit for custom buzzwords.
HISTORY
Originated as a joke utility in early Unix/BSD traditions. Debian package with man page by Thomas Bushnell, BSG (2001). Evolved from similar humor tools like fortune; still maintained in bsdgames-flavoured packages.


