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Disabled, 14, and HUGE cinephile + aspiring filmmaker

Favorite films

  • Sinners
  • Le Bonheur
  • Django, Prepare a Coffin
  • The Battle of Algiers

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  • They Will Kill You

    ★★½

  • Casino

    ★★★★★

  • The Sting

    ★★★★

  • The Cranes Are Flying

    ★★★★★

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Sinners
★★★★★ Liked Watched

A once-in-a-lifetime masterfully-made outstandingly astonishing monumentally masterful cinematic achievement that transcends space and time to never be replicated. Gotta be my favourite film now, my cheekbones hurt from smiling at every single frame of this beautiful film. 
Every single detail, the horror, the soul, the music just everything is utterly magnificent and the best thing I’ve ever seen. That scene with the different eras of music intertwining together and the camera goes around the juke joint while the magically outstanding Miles…

Better Man
★★★★ Liked Watched

The phrase “Fuck off!” Is screamed at multiple times during the film but I really wanted to scream it at both the lady with her phone during nearly the whole film at full fucking brightness and the woman constantly yapping as loud as fucking possible every 5 seconds. Movie was great though

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Arco
★★½ Liked Watched

“Kids in 1914 try to imagine what the year 2000 will look like” ahh movie

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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
★★★★★ Liked Watched

Take your grandparents to this. I mean c’mon, Ralph-fuckin’-Fiennes is in it, they love ‘em! What ya mean it’s brutal as fuck? 💀💀