Mother Mary (2026): A Psychological Chamber Piece That Forgets to Open the Door

7.25/10 – Anne Hathaway is a force. Michaela Coel commands every room she's in. But this film loses itself in its own mysticism, congratulating itself for showing up to a dance it never finishes.

I tracked this one down. 🔍 Arduously. 🧐 Couldn't be more excited to close out #MichaelaCoelMonday with a David Lowery psychological thriller opposite Anne Hathaway. 😇 Round two. 🤟🏽 Let's go!!

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The Christophers (2026): A Love Letter to Art, Criticism, and the People Who Care Too Much

10/10 – A heartwarming, whip-smart, quietly devastating comedy about forgery, legacy, and why we make things in the first place. Steven Soderbergh, you've done it again.

I work as hard, 🚙😤 and drag myself out of bed as early as I do 😰 for days like this. 😊 #MichaelaCoelMonday. ☺️ Two pictures in one day, starring one of my all-time favorite actors. 🍿🤩 First…

Primate (2026): A Gruesome, Forgettable Swing Through the Jungle

6.5/10 – A competently brutal, utterly disposable horror romp. It knows the notes but forgot the song.

Let’s be clear from the jump: it is literally never a good idea to keep a chimpanzee as a pet. 🙅🏾🤦🏾 Primate understands this on a cellular, gore-soaked level. 🩸🐒🩸 Johannes Roberts’ latest is a sleek, mean little machine designed to do one thing: make you flinch. 🫨 And for about 90 minutes, it…