Watched this while my girlfriend and her friends watched Wurthering Heights.

Don't bother.

Alexander Skarsgard should've just played every role.
OR
Keep her in it and have him play everyone else like a Muppets movie.
OR
Make it as an unironic Beyonce/Taylor Swift/Biebs concert film.

A movie unafraid to put Tom Cruise into the chinese techno-goon-nightmare milking machine

Like all live-streamed content, it's mostly boring. Everyone who worked on this movie was way too old.