the action is the juice
burgeoning criterion collector
“Killing me wont get you alcohol, jerk off. I’m the one with the fake ID.”
“Then I’ll cut your dumb fucking face off, throw it over mine and get your ID and buy it my fucking self.”
“Oh, really? You don’t have the technology or the steady hands to pull off a procedure like that, so ha.”
almost went blind this is the whitest movie i’ve ever seen
if you’re going to make the decision to insert Jesse Owens and Hitler into the movie like they’re doing an MCU cameo, why also make the decision to show Hitler *that* much? lmfao
George Clooney thought to himself: “You know what? Someone hasn’t made a soulless sports movie in quite awhile.”
it really felt like this movie was made in a lab for boomers
*a Harkins Secret Cinema preview screening*
Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield is also my serenity song
