Artemis 👽 🌀

Artemis 👽 🌀 Patron

Favorite films

  • The Fog
  • Blade Runner
  • Interview with the Vampire
  • The Bride!

Recent activity

All
  • Fried Green Tomatoes

    ★★★★

  • Clifford

    ★★★

  • Heartbreakers

    ★★★

  • Man on Fire

    ★★★★★

Pinned reviews

More
Mission: Impossible
★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

The ‘90’s fixation on made up goofy digital espionage and internet theatrics really gave us Tom Cruise breaking into CIA headquarters and thanks to DePalma it’s still one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

Man on Fire
★★★★★ Liked Watched

“You think god will forgive us?”
“….No.”

Action that speaks just as loud as words. How much kindness and empathy can change a man. Or push him to tap into the worst of himself to save the best in others.

Recent reviews

More
Clifford
★★★ Liked Watched

“I underestimated the evil one.”

If that little psychopath wants to go to a dinosaur theme park so badly, you take Clifford to Jurassic Park. At least the odds of him getting eaten are much higher there...

Queen of the Damned
★★ Liked Rewatched

Heterosexualizing Lestat’s narrative is always the biggest crime but few things are as funny (outside of this supposed to be Frenchman just sounding vaguely European) as expecting me to believe Stuart Townsend, nay, Lestat’s singing voice sounds exactly like the lead singer of Korn. Like sure this was filmed in 2000 when nu metal was huge but that lip syncing just isn’t believable, I’m sorry.

Popular reviews

More
Oppenheimer
★★★★½ Liked Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Love Lies Bleeding
★★★★★ Liked Watched

Wow, the Kristen Stewart truthers were so right. I’m sorry I doubted for so long. Sexy, grotesque economy class Nicolas Refn and I mean that as a high compliment. I don’t even know what to properly say yet but this was SO SO made for me. I could swim in this.