"There was a dream that was Rome. It shall be realized."

I've always been overly critical about this film, nitpicking every little detail. I'm not even sure I understood why. I guess I thought I knew better.

Now that I've seen what cinema has become, I do understand. They definitely don't make them like this anymore. And you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone.

I can't wait until this era of celebrating mediocrity and fakery turns to dust. So we can once again enjoy simple stories about real heroes.

"You have to choose another author."

It's ok guys, I can fix this. It's just a couple of changes away from being a masterpiece. First, she chooses Vladimir Nabokov. And then, for writer/director get Stanley Kubrick.

So Lex Luthor believes in capitalism, Superman in Marxism, Batman in anarchism and Wonder Woman in lesbianism. I kinda dig it.

"You taste so fucking good!"

You have two options:

1. Watch the whole thing.
2. Look for the 7 minute clip with Zoe Saldana eating Mila Kunis.

It's a no brainer. You'll figure it out.