Screenwriter. 2023 & 2024 Black List.
In the current hellscape, movies are our greatest respite.
This masterpiece got snubbed by the Oscars. The logical next step is for Director Park to murder some nominees and thin out the competition.
The greatest pro-drug PSA ever made. Even zombies can find enlightenment through micro-dosing and a skilled shaman.
This movie has a strange stranglehold on my childhood. Given my age, I watched it at least 5-6 times before I got back to Raiders. With years to go until Crusade hit theaters. I even remember going to Disney World for a week around that time and playing the video game attached to this movie at an arcade. My dad really loved Temple of Doom, but it’s mostly just timing. We used to pretend to rip each other’s hearts out…
Power-Ranking Rocks:
Mad Max Rockatansky
Rocky the Eridian
Chest Rockwell
Emma Stone
Rocky Balboa
The Rock
Rocksteady
Chris Rock
Rock Hudson
Sam Rockwell
A$AP Rocky
[Grand Canyon size gap]
Kid Rock
”An homage to Look Who's Talking???”
“80s new wave over 50s ping pong???”
“A bizarre flashback involving honey???”
“Is that… George “The Iceman” Gervin???”
Kept asking myself, “Am I super stoned or is this shit actually happening?” (extremely complimentary)
