WokePalpatine [he/him]
I just want you to know,
I’m woke Palpatine now. I’m doin’ midichondrial prefigurative politics.
I’m organizing my community via the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.
I’ve literally mastered the means of production via Exegollian juche.
What are you doing? Yeah, that’s what I predicted you’d say with my force powers. Don’t bother admitting me to this forum, I’ve already perfectly simulated it with my force powers.
You ban me in 6 months for saying Alderaan was a comprador planet and deserved it with no counter-argument.
- 161 Posts
- 1.19K Comments
WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.netto
askchapo@hexbear.net•What's the worst ACTUAL movie you've ever seen?English
6·2 days agoMy Dog Tulip about conservative gay BBC propagandist and his quest to drown puppies as a heart-warming tale.
WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•piefed developer posts in the nazi barEnglish
8·4 days agoWhile I was logged off I watched A Silent Voice twice in one day and 20 episodes of Ergo Proxy and I got so much done while crying.
WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•piefed developer posts in the nazi barEnglish
10·4 days agoYeah it is.
WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026English
8·4 days agoUs after the Epstein Coalition-caused WW3.

WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026English
6·4 days ago
Ophelia’s loss prevention now is just some doppleganger of a companion of yours who tries to trick you into dying. Doesn’t work. I still walked out with like 3 cases of unscanned ginger ale.
WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•Libs warming up to Trumps foreign policy (cw: reddit)English
27·4 days ago
From 2 days ago. Are they both referencing some 3rd thing or are neolibs still unable to actually come up with their own rhetoric?
WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Hey, so I just wanted to log in briefly to show the apron I said I was working on for my -- OH MY GOD. EVERY TIME I LOG OFF ISRAEL DOES SHIT. FUCK.English
8·4 days agoThe Animal Crossing pattern is from AliExpress. I can probably link it if you want. The brown part is felt.
WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.netto
askchapo@hexbear.net•Any suggestions for Lovecraftian horror from queer and/or POC authors?English
4·4 days agoCaitlin R. Kiernan
WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Americans are just as culpable as any Israeli CW: War, SA, Terrible Vibes, RacismEnglish
3·4 days agoI was watching a video interviewing a guy who worked in the anime industry in the '80s, '90s, 2000s and he’s a self-described capitalist and idealist liberal type. And he was saying Americans don’t want to bomb Japan because they know about Japan and they don’t care if Iraq got bombed because they don’t interact with any art from Iraq. Super idealist.
But it got me thinking how I don’t know how true that is for any other country? Do other countries have people who are actively hostile to places they have no idea about? They’re hostile to places they have some idea about. But are they actively fascist towards random countries they can’t find on a map as well? Seems like the US is uniquely evil in that sense. The US media doesn’t even need to try that hard to justify this stuff, whereas other countries they’d at least have to do months or years of propaganda to trick people into thinking they know about a country and why it needs to be attacked.
WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Things are not going well in Mexico...English
2·7 days agoMexico needs to socialize more and more of the economy and shift more and more away from dealing with the US at all, including people going to/from there.
WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Games@hexbear.net•The "New" FF7 is a DisasterEnglish
12·7 days agoIt’s kinda’ funny how much people hate Square when they’re one of the few companies that actually release game regularly, release smaller-ish mid-budget games, release JRPGs at all. I hate all the bad stuff about them too, but they get more hate than Nintendo when Nintendo’s way worse of a company (the only reason Nintendo didn’t jump on AI/NFTs is probably due to their size and success and not due to any ideological opposition).
Konami’s worse. Capcom’s probably better. Etc. Etc. Fine with the critiques but feels disproportionate.
WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•A Ukrainian Socialist Went to War. Here’s What He Thinks About Peace.English
28·7 days agoHe was bragging about how international it was because it had a welder from Poland in it.














They’re probably more likely to nuke if they think they can’t take China because they"re sore losers. They might be like “there’s always tomorrow” otherwise. But to know they’ve lost would probably trigger a “everyone needs to die with me” narcissit’s reflex in them.