It’s just like habit-forming/addictive additives in cigarettes.

Yeah that’s exactly how social media is designed to work.

humour

It’s Always Cloudy in the United Kingdom, innit bruv?

An unsurprisingly one sided perspective on gentrification with no attention given to the displacement and economic exclusion of those already living in those ‘ghettos’ and ‘hoods’.

It’s 4chan, obviously there’s no consideration for how something negatively impacts minorities.

Or “A1” if you’re the fucking Secretary of Education for the most embarrassing administration in US history.

“Okay, Judas Iscariot. I have a grand universal plan to eradicate original sin from the mortal plane. You have an extremely critical role in all of this: you must betray Jesus Christ, leading to his arrest, conviction and inevitable crucifixion.”

“Sure thing, God. What do I get in return?”

“As thanks for carrying out my plan exactly as I laid it out, you get several pieces of silver.”

"Oh and a sweet deal in the afterlife, right?

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And a sweet deal in the afterlife… Right?"

Shrek is the rightful king of Greenland Earth

The current head of Toilet Paper USA is a woman. J.D. Vance’s demon spawn just needs to develop some complications in utero and the prophecy will be realized.

Fiber? Why not try 800% of your daily sodium intake in each serving?

Beans beans the musical fruit

Whodas

New phone, Whodas?

I don’t think it’s wise to let a young woman fill her head with a bunch of ideas from those woke books. She should be filling her head with ideas from The Good Book™! But only the parts about hating gay people that Paul wrote, none of that woke commie nonsense that Jesus talked about.

On a serious note, supporting libraries is a form of hot girl shit and everyone should do it.

I saw enough headlines between 2016-2020 to learn not to trust these copium posts. No, his supporters aren’t turning on him. No, other Republicans are not secretly plotting to oust him. No, he’s still not going to suffer consequences.

HIM wore black boots though

Powerpuff Girls reference

I’m at my happiest when I’m making a video like putting a strawberry in my butt and pushing it out

Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life

Jesus was super anti gay. You can tell by the way he hung out with exclusively men, rubbing their feet and kissing them on the lips like all heterosexual men do.

Treat your body like a garbage dump the night beforehand, too. Cheap Mexican, beer , etc. Nothing illegal about ripping some nuclear grade rancid farts in proximity to other people.

Hint: priests/religious leaders, republican politicians, anti-LGBTQ activists

“But I’m straight”

“So is spaghetti… Until it gets wet.”

“Okay but that’s a bad analogy because I just turn ten stories tall when I get wet.”

Don’t forget invading blue cities