On your wedding day

But at least the emotional woman didn’t win, amirite?

Don’t forget the reporters behind the camera, who had the real numbers before even asking the question, quietly recording the denial of this reality without challenge.

No, bring it back and get the full refund, then walk into the store to buy the exact same thing (hopefully not one of the recalled) with the money you just got back.

It’s time for your nap, Mr President.

“We need a bailout or we’re going to have to lay off lots of people.”

“Alright, here’s a lot of taxpayer money.”

“Thanks for the cash. Oh, by the way, we’re laying off a lot of people.”

“Efficiency! It proves we were right to give you all that taxpayer money!”

“I don’t care about you, I just want your vote.” - one of the few times the Yam was honest.

Well, he got their vote. And he still doesn’t care about them.

“We’re only going to round up the criminals! And as it happens we’re the ones who decides who’s a criminal.”

The amount of indignant smoothbrains in news articles and FB posts who still haven’t figured that out is truly impressive.

I hope the cops are keeping an eye on him, because by the time he hits his college years he’s going to be trying to slip unidentified powders into women’s drinks at the bar.

He failed at failing, which is entirely on-brand…

“Trump promised” <— Found the problem

The best part of that incident was how so many people didn’t think it was an attack, just “Yeah, that seems like something a cybertruck would do.”

Project 2025 documents a plan to systematically take apart the apparatus of the federal government, and that’s exactly what they’re doing.

But he said he didn’t know anything about that! Surely the guy who’s been famous for decades for lying all the time about everything wouldn’t lie about that, would he?

You DID get the orange pedo out. And then you voted him back in, knowing exactly who and what he was. The rest of us now have to assume that the US is never more than four years from absolute batshit malignancy.

He threatened to annex Canada.

-destroy Canada and take it for himself.

I know that’s basically what you said, but “annex” is too fancy a word for the folks who don’t get why we’re so pissed off about it.

Try to keep up with me here: what if you could put out the fire and vacuum at the same time?

There was a YT documentary about the difference between Japan and the US. Basically it boiled down to kids in Japan actually being taught how to deal with food in a healthy manner.

But Michelle Obama tried something similar in the US and people lost their fucking MINDS. Healthy food is communism!

Oppo killed and ate OP a long time ago. They’ve just been wearing their skin like a suit up to this point, but their true nature is obvious at this point.

You don’t even need to do that much, if you promise Donnie some of the “revenue”.