Only if you include the little thin strip of paper for her to unwrap it.

You know what? I think I could really go faster with a dick in my back…

Including CEOs

55 here. Nope hasn’t started yet.

I still laugh at farts, play video games, and have toys. The toys are just way more expensive now.

Ummmm…. story time?

That laughter is infectious.

I hope that dog lives forever.

Man I completely forget about John Barron…

Or maybe it was John Miller or David Dennison. I haven’t seen them recently either.

I’m just glad people were smart enough to realize the implications of “finding lost dogs”. I immediately thought this implied terrible surveillance uses. I asked my wife about how she thought this would work and she thought it was very sweet (she and I are both dog lovers). I said so how are they “identifying these dogs?” She went through the mental process… “they just take the footage and use the same facial recognition to see if a dog matches a missing one…. Oh yeah, that’s bad”.

I guess a lot of other people did the same thing.

I feel like a should make a big cock joke…

Nitric acid would be better. But apparently sulfuric acid and highly concentrated hydrogen peroxide works well. Look up piranha solution.

But on an island, I would think a large barrel, concrete, and some very deep water would be sufficient.

He’s brown and speaks Spanish. That’s basically it.

I honestly didn’t know what these were.

These are very simplistic but iso27002 violations are security procedures not being documented properly. The FHS one refers to not following the Filesystem Hierarchy Standard on Unix‑like systems.

Why does the second one bother me more?

If there is another democratic administration (and that’s a big if), that doesn’t spend day one dismantling every corrupt executive order, policy change, and agenda from the last administration, and holding those responsible accountable, then I believe the American experiment is truly circling the drain.

Change I can believe in.

It’s by design.

You know it’s fucked up when Dr. Oz would make a better HHS secretary.

Notice I didn’t say good, just better. Also a dried turd would be a better HHS secretary.

Oh my god, he’s a technocrat?!

It’s about fucking time people are chosen specifically for their abilities instead of based on their complete lack of them.

Good

And here it is. RFK jr is gonna fucking kill us all.

But she’s apparently a saint.