

If that’s true the sequence of events will be something like:
- Trump demands the ship be sent immediately because he doesn’t understand what “dry dock” is.
- Someone in the chain of command who understands how bad that is uses proper channels to politely call for a small delay.
- That officer is immediately fired. Right-wing media starts rumor they are a trans immigrant when a document from 2012 is found where they listed pronouns.
- The officer is replaced with a 26-year-old toadie who has a background in podcasting about flat earth.
- Toadie immediately sends the ship.
- Ship sustains heavy damage from corrosion because it wasn’t painted yet, or some shit.
- The hospital ship spends 90 days sitting off-shore in Greenland. During this time it treats a handful of patients who, it later turns out, got paid to be there and aren’t even citizens of Greenland.
- Ship returns to USA to actually do the refit, where it turns out the damage is now catastrophic.
- Jared Kushner receives contract to build replacement ship, named “USS TRUMP 12” because we have 11 other USS TRUMPs.
- The money changes hands.
- The ship is never built.
- This is only reported by Common Dreams.
edit: fuck it, made it more elaborate.













The catch there is word gets around and eventually migrant labor stops showing up at your farm. One of the reasons farmers are pushing so hard for relaxing oversight on H-2A visas is because having workers locked into your farm gets us a lot closer to Saudi style indentured servitude compared to having a “free market” migrant labor force. I’m not sure what visa Uline is using, but I bet those workers are trapped.