I think that’s the joke, especially since the alt text asks about getting melted copper off the carpet.

Maybe they’re unrelated events, and they’re questioning their gender 🤨

In related news, when my older sister told our younger brother she was pregnant, he was very excited to be a grandpa.

It has a 60Hz electric waveform in, and it produces visible light, which is in part a ~500THz wave.

I was playing Heads Up with my family. The answer was Avril Lavigne and I gave the clue, “Oh! Um! I love her!”

The ones who say that are for government tyranny when it’s the tyrants they like in power.

Yes, and there’s actually some interesting results from this too. Pain medicine marketed as targeting specific pains, such as headaches or toothaches, are often just generic ibuprofen or acetaminophen, but there is some evidence that the pain medicine will be more effective if you believe it is targeting your specific pain. So whenever my wife wants an Advil I always tell her that it’s a special Advil that is for whatever specific thing she complained about.

Men with beards* tend to only eat out other men.

My sister keeps making my siblings do this and when Bard (gemini) came out she kept making it talk about marrying us should I be worried

The Costco multivitamins have the faintest hint of the smell and taste of those old vitamins, and it always gives me a rush of nostalgia.

They have the rounded bodies like east coast daddy long legs (harvestmen), but eight legs like the west coast daddy long legs (cellar spiders)? I’m beginning to think this Far Side comic isn’t that accurate

Intel kinda did for a while there, though they’re recovering. (Completely lost corporate direction led to the share price halving)

I must say, the legs on that last bird are amazingly accurate, perhaps the best depiction of any bird I’ve seen!

It’s an old-fashioned but beautiful word for a bag with different things in it.

The west coast city I live in is just a little further north than Philadelphia and has a very Mediterranean climate so this puts that into perspective for me.

I actually loved my Kin Twom. Didn’t require a data plan, had a decent camera, was a joy to text on.

>#WhenTaken #634 (22.11.2025)
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>I scored 766/1000 (💡x4) 🏅
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>1️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️20 yrs - 🥉124/200
>2️⃣📍394 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇186/200
>3️⃣📍💡182 km - 🗓️💡15 yrs - 🥈163/200
>4️⃣📍💡10.6K km - 🗓️💡2 yrs - 🥉98/200
>5️⃣📍15.1 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇195/200

https://whentaken.com/

That was fun.

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We’re a good Christian nation! Our children should only be learning Church numerals!

6 by 9, right?

This was disgusting to read. For one, arguing in any capacity that it is acceptable to rape children between the ages of 11 and 14, and that it’s not a church problem because most of those children were boys, is absolutely heinous.

But they don’t stop there!!?! They essentially brush over that 22% of victims WERE prepubescent?! That’s still many thousands of pedophiles, even if you want to argue that most of the rapists are um actually hebaphiles?!