• ourob@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
    1441·
    2 years ago

    Tony Stark titan of industry

    Ooh, that’s going to get under Elon’s skin. I wonder if he’ll challenge Jeff to a cage match for the Tony Stark-wannabe title…

  • Smoogs
    99·
    2 years ago

    Can’t really midlife crisis harder than this

  • Daft_ishdeleted by creator
    97·
    2 years ago

    Does using botox make you look like every other woman who uses botox or do only woman who look a certain way use botox?

  • MuuuaadDib@lemm.ee
    881·
    2 years ago

    I don’t know what else to say but I am exhausted with stupid rich people being in my life. I think the French were on to something…

  • MuThymedeleted by creator
    762·
    2 years ago

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      • DarkMessiah
        201·
        2 years ago

        Honestly? Yeah, kinda. I could respect that level of petty.

        “You fucking nerds buying catgirl stuff off of my website! Well, now I’m a catgirl, so you’re directly thinking of me when you buy it, loser!”

        At least he wouldn’t be pretending to be relatable.

      • MuThymedeleted by creator
        12·
        2 years ago

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    • CoreidanEnglish
      315·
      2 years ago

      Ya because being a cat girl is so cool!! /s

      Don’t get be wrong I hate this idiot but what the fuck are you even saying?

    • remotelove@lemmy.ca
      321·
      2 years ago

      Yeah. It’s gross. Broke the link to prevent accidental click traffic.

      hxxps://www.vogue./c/o/m/article/lauren-sanchez-december-2023-interview-profile

        • Chris
          2·
          2 years ago

          Do we not like Vogue? Which Billionaire owns them?

          • remotelove@lemmy.ca
            19·
            2 years ago

            You can like Vogue if you want. I don’t care.

            When they publish a shit article that is designed to spin the image of those two assholes, it seems right not to give them click traffic.

            Vogue is operated by Conde Naste which is owned by Advance Publications. Where there is a media conglomerate, there is no shortage of billionaires to shit on. So… All of them?

            • Chris
              1·
              2 years ago

              Nah i just meant did they do something heinous?

              For instance with the Wall Street Journal these days i am skeptical of everything they print, even though it is mostly the OP Eds that are full of billionaire propaganda

        • sir_pronounBannedEnglish
          2·
          2 years ago

          You’re becoming somewhat of a hero here, IWantToFuckSpez (gross name, by the way!)

      • saltesc
        10·
        2 years ago

        Makes sense. Uncle Karl is usually trendy with young adults, but its reaching the post-WTC Attacks era in the early-mid 2000s again, so there’s a lot of media outlets jumping on with “10 things” and “All you need to know” articles.

        It’s funny. My father remembers the same thing during periods in the 70s and 80s where everyone was reading Communist Manifesto, Atlas Shrugged, Animal Farm, The State of Revolution, etc. Seems to be when a young generation somewhere are unhappy with the way things are going and looking for alternatives. It’s excellent because it breaks the mould and reminds people that they have power and can influence change, liberty, and direction. It encourages people to consider things they did not know were options.

  • Margot Robbie
    483·
    2 years ago

    I don’t know, maybe he’s a big fan of the Barbie movie (now available on streaming on Amazon Prime videos) and is cosplaying as the Patriarchy. Not even a Ken, but like, the literal personification of the Patriarchy.

    Cowboy and cowgirl costumes are fun to wear, but they are just that, costumes. The only acceptable reasons to pretend to be someone you’re not on camera is either you get paid for it as your job, or if it is really, really funny.

    • evranch@lemmy.ca
      18·
      2 years ago

      I assure you, it might be a costume, but dressing up as a cowboy definitely sells more beef.

      Source: sell meat from my farm. City folk like to buy beef from a guy wearing a large hat.

      Hats aside, the button up Western shirt and jeans just look sharp as hell if you look like you belong in them, I wear them all the time

      • chingadera
        21·
        2 years ago

        I’ma need a 3lb ground beef quote right quick. Don’t fuckin make me livestock vibe check you.

    • InternetCitizen2
      8·
      2 years ago

      (now available on streaming on Amazon Prime videos)

      You forgot the trademark. This will be docked from your stipend.

      John Vidzprime Amazon VP of prime mp4

    • Kilgore Trout@feddit.it
      102·
      2 years ago

      I didn’t hope to ever defend Bezos ever, but people can put on whatever hat they want without a reason.

      • czardestructo
        14·
        2 years ago

        It’s not just the hat. It’s posing in a vintage American pickup truck with the American West in the background. It’s a persona that has no correlation to this man and has been used for decades as a marketing ploy to sell cigarettes and other garbage so I’m immediately suspect and judgy.

      • fiah@discuss.tchncs.de
        8·
        2 years ago

        of course, and everyone is free to have some glamour shots taken of them just for funsies, regardless of what they’re wearing. What puzzles me though is why vogue is posting this

          • fiah@discuss.tchncs.de
            3·
            2 years ago

            there are plenty of celebrities far more deserving of a puff piece like this, but of course they don’t have as many zeroes so I guess bezos it is

    • dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de
      71·
      2 years ago

      He is not an idiot. He’s seen Trump, and knows that “trashy rich” sells. 100% will run for President, if not this term then next.

  • chemical_cutthroat
    463·
    2 years ago

    There is a lot of shit talking going on in this thread, and I support all of it. BUT, I do want to give ol’ Jeffy some props for dating someone his own age.

  • CoreidanEnglish
    431·
    2 years ago

    He looks like a chode in that stupid hat.

    • Zozano@aussie.zone
      381·
      2 years ago

      Face settings

      Eyes

      Eyebrows

      Nose

      Lips

      <----------|>

      Chin

      Jaw

      [Cancel] [Confirm]

    • mojofrododojoEnglish
      27·
      2 years ago

      too much plastic surgery, for a guess. looks like her lips are overinflated.

      • psycho_driver
        23·
        2 years ago

        I know the look he was hoping for but I bet it ends up looking like a toothpick flying into the center of a bagel.