Just showed this to my mom. She said “psh those are rookie numbers”. 💀

more like my ex

who still says its fine because I was a terrible person

How the hell do you think I got through college? Of course I still have student debt, but it could have been worse. Thanks mom!

Hardest working hotdogs’ vendor I’ve ever dun known. Lucky Dogs dun’ gave, me and mine, an opportunity to make our own luck!

Thanks mom!

Had no idea where it was going. Wasn’t disappointed.