• Alteon
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    9 months ago

    Wife already wants hourly neck and head massages. My thumbs are already working at max capacity, Captain. I’m giving it all I got!

      • y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        8 months ago

        Man’s already massaging her neck and head and saying it’s too much, now you want him to massage her back too?

        /s lol

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      8 months ago

      have you thought maybe it might be easier to ghost her?

      just pretend you’re dead and she might go away.

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