Glass of milk on the side. Its a deconstructed cereal bowl, a daring take on a timeless classic. Such a bold decision.

Its not racist to only hate strawberry ice cream.

Yeah sometimes, I mean not specifically that, thats pretty specific, but i think getting thoughts like that is fairly common.

When im the passenger in a car I think theres nothing actually stopping me from just grabbing the wheel and swerving us into oncoming traffic. Im stronger than the driver and have the element of surprise. I could end so many lives and ruin countless more in about 2 seconds of a really easy move.

Then I shit myself because every single car could do that at any moment.

Its pretty ducked up. Which is only a couple letters away from my more experienced builds.

IIIIIGOOOOOORRRRRR JENKINS

I just looove how nobody even considers the ice creams feelings in all of this. Once again the inanimate objects get no autonomy or validation.

Sick of it.

Shame. The trailer looked really good, and if they’d had time to learn and improve from the feedback it could have really been something.

I never finished Tunic, I got stuck on some relatively simple fight and it put me right off it. Always vowed to come back but I havent yet.

I loved how it took me back to being 3 years old though playing my dads Nintendo. Can sort of work out what the manual is telling me based on pictures, but cant read the language.

I was so hyped for it, to play with my boy, before learning theres no local co-op. Still havent bought it.

I started it way too late. Spent the first few hours having to solo while getting spammed with duel requests, like seriously every second a flag came down. I accepted a couple and got wrecked immediately while they spammed lolololoolol noooooooobbbbbbbbbb stomped rek lol doing the dance emote.

By the time I got to the “real game” and its time to party up to do dungeon runs, nobody would let me join their group because I didnt have full epic perfect-spec’d gear. Which i cant get without doing the dungeon. Which i cant do because I dont have the gear.

Just uninstalled it. Didnt even make it past the free trial. I’m still baffled, because a game like that lives or dies based on its player count, and the players make it as hostile and inaccessible as possible for new players.

Thats where I stopped. I played the prologue and was having a blast, then you get to the first camp and it shows you all the stuff youre expected to do and it just looked like hassle.

Dragon Quest Builders 2 kind of fits the bill for me here. I wanted to play it from the moment I learned about it. I had zero experience with 1, or any other dragon quest games. My biggest issue, and im still quite angry about it, is that the game I wanted to play, and the game the trailers promised actually does exist. Its all functional. The only way to play it though is the campaign, and its so frustratingly hand-holding and text-heavy it actually hurt to play.

“we need to build the BRONZE ROOM. So we’ll need some BRONZE. Theres some BRONZE in the cave nearby.” [Camera pans over to where the bronze is.] “Okay! We’ll go and get the BRONZE!” “I think 3 pieces OF BRONZE should do it.”

Head over towards the cave.

Hey! We’re near the BRONZE cave! Isn’t this where they said we could get the BRONZE that we need to complete the BRONZE ROOM? Let’s get the BRONZE!

Head towards the bronze.

Hey! It’s the BRONZE that we need to make the BRONZE ROOM! Lets mine some quick so we can make the BRONZE ROOM! You can do this! Let’s go!

Mine the bronze

[BRONZE acquired!]

Hey! Thats it! We just mined the first piece of BRONZE that we need! Didn’t the quest-giver say we needed 3 pieces? What are we waiting for? Lets mine 2 MORE!

Mine 2 more

Thats it! Weve got all the BRONZE that we need to make the BRONZE ROOM! lets Head back to the base as quickly as we can to make the BRONZE ROOM.

Head back to the base, get talked to by the quest giver for a solid minute about the importance of the bronze room. Then the concept of the silver room comes up. You think 'that was a really really really long-winded tutorial, but they’ll leave me alone to do the silver and gold now that I know what to do. No. Go back to the top of that list but replace BRONZE with SILVER. Then gold. Then do it again and again and again until the credits roll and you realise the game never actually happens and you just wasted a bunch of your life and you’ll never ever get it back and they could have made an excellent game, and they actually did, they just wouldn’t let you play it.

Im still pretty bitter about that whole experience.

Everyone has most traits of most mental health issues to some extent. Its not a useless classification though. Classic example is everyone pees but if youre doing it 40 times a day its probably time for the doctors.

I mean maybe, but well never know for sure because Americans voted for the people who outright stated “get in loser we’re going fascist”

From Penny-Arcade “the least convincing performance of humanity I’ve ever seen”

I think I swallowed some of the juice

Also that magazine(?) that is both far away and really close and lying on the floor and also floating and somehow moving through itself.

I dont know 100% what it is but my soul rejects it.

Its not about the trash cans, its about making sure your neighbours know YOU are calling the shots. If it wasnt the trashcan it would have been the grass a half-inch too high, or the paint on the door chipped slightly, or gravel leaving the premises, or dirty windows.

Oh no, but the PC has no games

Naw