Well, they tried.

Niagara Falls.

Hence the bit about always wearing a life vest.

I haven’t shut up about the genocide all centrists masturbate to.

Not making up for their attempt to hide Epstein’s records.

I’m better than the dipshit that left a loaded gun in an unlocked glovebox with a 4 year old in the car.

The victim here is a child. Not the negligent “rEsPoNsIbLe GuN oWnEr” that left a loaded gun where a 4 year old could both access and use it.

Maybe you actually are a responsible gun owner. I doubt that sincerely since you’re acting like the perpetrator is the victim.

She’s wearing it inside out.

Every gun owner thinks they’re a responsible gun owner.

That’s the gun of a carpenter.

Roses are red,

The humor is mild,

Idk why but “roses are red” jokes always make me giggle like a child

Because Biden wanted to run against him again, so he appointed Garland as AG.

HEY MA!

We all know you hear it a lot.

It’s Bixby. No one ever asked and no one ever will, but that never stopped samsung.

But this country has proved it is too backwater and pathetic to have a woman president.

Now that people are talking about running a progressive woman.

Do you suppose a wealth tax wouldn’t also be passed on to renters? Should we just not tax the rich at all since they’ll just pass the cost on to their tenants?

Pfft. It doesn’t need a video card.

I not sure what to call it, but there is definitely an issue in our country of picking the “popular kid”, or “cool kid”

Charisma matters more than it should.

“You don’t support genocide; therefore you support genocide!” We told you that you’d lose if you went ahead with it and you didn’t listen. I voted for harris. I also knew that there are people who weren’t willing to vote for genocide. It wasn’t the only issue that lost her the election, either. And progressives tried to warn you about those as well, most notably pretending that the economy was great to people who can tell the difference between being able to pay their bills versus not being able to pay their bills.

You’re calling for unquestioning devotion to the genocide wing of the party.