You can tell this was drawn before people started marrying their chatbots

That’s what happens when you don’t vet whom you give the time machine to

Alternatively, omnichord.jake.fun

I think I still have the programming manuals somewhere. All I remember is that it borrowed a lot from classic MacOS (like four-character identifiers stored as 32-bit words, and possibly Pascal-style strings) and that trying to do OO user-interface programming in C is profoundly tedious.

And then there’s Orban trailing in the polls, and Putin with an incentive to help him out. It’s possible that we’ll see a false-flag attack on Hungary from Ukrainian territory, launched by Russian forces using captured Ukrainian equipment, shortly before the Hungarian election.

Hard techno must be the pop-punk of dance music

It’s weird how everyone has his number, even if their reasoning was off. The Slashdot penguinheads thought he a literal Sith lord, the Q-nuts thought he, Soros and Fauci were running 5G vaccine chip biolabs, and now it turns out he was an Epstein Island frequent flyer.

Sometimes filesystem developer syndrome removes a wife, sometimes it adds one

Schooling in which you learn to do arithmetic, write reports, research and collaborate on projects will be replaced with reverse-centaur training, in which you are trained to respond to headset commands more quickly, preparing you to join the only remaining part of the workforce

or, “hHhHhHhH”, as in “I’m laughing so hard I’m hitting caps lock instead of A”

“The role of Wotan’s Wild Hunt during the Yuletide period has been theorized to have influenced the development of the Dutch Christmas figure Sinterklaas, and by extension his American counterpart Santa Claus, in a variety of facets. These include his long white beard and his gray horse for nightly rides.”

You love to see it

It’s certainly a photo

Translation: We may be shit, but we’re we, and being true to yourself in a system that tries to coerce you into conformity is punk AF. So queer up and fuck, and if not here, where?

“We have cybertruck at home”

Some Slavic languages apparently also have distinct masculine and feminine versions of verbs, which match the speaker if in the first person. Apparently so does Icelandic (to the point where an Icelandic modernist novel was titled “When I Got Pregnant”, though in the masculine form)

It serves the powers that be well, keeps the wildest of democratic impulses in check, and the tabloids have trained the British public to resent the kinds of people who object to iniquity more than the iniquity itself.

Does the text mean anything, or is it just a decoration that looks like kanji?

“sexual economy” sounds like something an incel would say when whining about Chads and Staceys whose superior facial symmetry gives them higher market value, which is why they must die

Tell that to the judge