• rogsson@piefed.social
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    6 days ago

    I’ve been holding my bladder since Trump took office. Hope he will Kirk himself soon so I can finally take the longest piss of my life in his open casket

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      6 days ago

      Dream bigger.

      What we need is for Trump to shit himself on stage again. Hear me out…

      I want Trump to get asked about Epstein and give his usual 5-point speech about the economy and sleepy Joe. I want a reporter to press him on it and for him to get so mad and flustered, he audibly shits his pants. I want the reporter to ask “did you just…” Before he cuts them off in a rage.

      Then I want him to fall. I want his pants to rip on the way down, revealing his leaking diaper in an unfortunate close up. The broadcast will cut but it’s too late, the damage is done.

      If Trump dies in office, he’ll have gone out on top. It’s worse if he’s assassinated because it’s instant. He cannot die thinking anyone liked or respected him.

      The ultimate justice is for him to see his legacy dismantled. He needs to waste away in prison watching cable news tear him apart.