This person’s dom told them they have to write I WANT YOU TO NUT IN MY BUTT on LinkedIn as a punishment for their disobedience and this is the only way they could come up with to get away with writing that.
Unironically a song about consensual sex is infinitely less offensive than the patriarchal, homophobic, colonialist, child-abusing, thought-policing abomination that is Christianity
NUT IN MY BUTT
The lesser known sequel to Slob on my Knob
dog if that gym was playing triple 6 idk i’d go
Compromise…
nut in my butt… for JESUS
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Ngl sounds like it would keep people pumped up. Unlike most if not all Christian music
I WANT YOU TO
NUT IN MY BUTT
NUT IN MY BUTT
NUT IN MY BUTT
NUT
NUT
NUT
NUT
I refuse to go to a gym unless they’re blasting Georgian chants.
Pie Iesus domine clunk
Dona eis requiem clunk
😂
I am married Christian man that goes to the gym regularly. I posted “I want you to NUT IN MY BUTT” on LinkedIn. Plz send me DMs.
The closest thing that has ever happened to this was the time I was at Planet Fitness and I used the ‘Suggest a song’ feature on the app to get them to play Just One Fix by Ministry
And they did
And all the seniors who were working out without headphones or ear buds went
Great song btw
Oh yeah, love me some Ministry
I haven’t really listened to them since the 90’s, I should probably revisit that shit
He said his name was Jesus
When I’m done he’ll be saying Oh God
You about to be crucified by my holy rod
JESUS IS COMING
Cuz I balls deep in him
[NSFW]
The Holey Trinity doing a Devil’s Triangle is quite a divine apparition to receive.
It’s just masturbation though.
cmon dude, nutting in butts is what gyms are all about
also most of that story was irrelevant to his point
nutting in butts is what gyms are all about
The Village People song they don’t want you to hear.
christian music is offensive because it’s so terrible.
also, how am i gonna get this Men’s Intermediate Twerking class pumped up at 8am on a Wednesday?
Then I put my headphones on, because I know how powerful nutting in my butt is and I won’t allow that in my daydreams
I definitely won’t post it publicly on LinkedIn so other people will know I’m thinking about it
deadlifting to underoath and switchfoot
Underoath isn’t Christian (now), and they have a lot of solid metalcore.
true, but i just think it’s funny to work out to this volcel anthem
I will not tolerate slander for the only wall to wall banger Underoath album. Let this be a warning.
Lol fair enough!
for those curious i don’t have anything against switchfoot either, not a fan but i do like the Two Songs (you know which ones)
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And then everybody clapped
The manager was none other than Albert Mandela Einstein
His cousin is Jorjor Well
I can personally attest this actually happened, and then OOP found the light of Allah and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada on the spot.
Converting to Islam in the holy month of Ramadan, what a blessed start into a new life.
I don’t go to gyms because I work outside and my free time is for entering a proverbial cryotube but is the give away this is fake the “a couple of extra wrong charges” part?
Like isn’t it all membership based? How do they have wrong charges unless there’s like a staff member walking around with a clip board billing them for whatever the hell?
the giveaway that it’s fake is that it’s on linkedin
Yeah but like- who’s just accidently charging you at the gym I GOTTA know
Nah, that’s probably the most believable part about this, gyms are notoriously scummy with regards to surcharges and general douchebaggery.
No kidding? Alright it’s rolling on logs in the river for me then.
