WOW! Decades apart!

When I was sick I got to watch reruns of Andy, Dukes of Hazard, and I love Lucy.

🎶Reading-rain-bow🎵

Culmination of constant failures and lies. What a marketing campaign!

Oh no friend - the laws still apply to you. Get rich then you can flout the law all you like!

FIFY: This isn’t a regular behavior in my experience.

Unnecessary, uncool. Why try to label someone why you don’t know, and obviously don’t have the credentials to diagnose?

Just say “Mom, as the prophecy foretold… It has happened!”

I hope her parents have the good sense to financially crucify the school district. “No tolerance” policies are bullshit and favor the offender.

Same as it ever was.

Fuck the punch card, if you’re an asshole you should deal with the consequences. Getting punched in the face is the least of what should be dealt with.

She’s on the Internet for life. I hope he enjoys registering as a sex offender.

I’m shocked you don’t apologize to them for their bad driving.

Jigsaw cat.

Sounds like you’re in the pocket of big pancake.

Pancakes are fragile narcissists. You need a WHOLE FUCKING INTERNATIONAL HOUSE TO SLAKE YOUR EGO, YOU THIRSTY, PATHETIC BREAKFAST FOOD!!

You’re nothing, nothing, compared to the waffle!

For clarification do you mean the pedo-island list?

@cyrano@piefed.social From your gifs to the grimrepers cold boney finger.

I don’t believe in prayer, but only an errant McNugget could make this day better.

Obvious fake news

1. Toilet is obviously an off the rack, lacks capacity for Trumps ass in both size and structural capacity.

2. No XXXL diaper changing station.

3. It’s not tacky enough for the twice-impeached, court-adjudicated rapist with 34 felony counts, Donald J Trump.